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TAURUS SEASON IS HERE.

I need someone to dress up like Michael Jackson for my daughter’s birthday in a few weeks.

Put me a plate in the freezer, fren! (Fuck around, might slide with the youngin after chuck e cheese)

I think if I had to go back to using tampons, I would just become a free-bleeder.

There’s no way I can fathom sticking that cotton stick up my snatch ever again for as long as I live. Surely to get TSS on impact.

stop arguing with low readers.

I hate when servers forget about you.

Because I am SO okay with walking tf out if you don’t come get this money.

Boi, Imma be mutual aid King.

Homeless niggas getting a stack when I drive by.

Niggas working drive thru getting smoke break blunts.

I wouldn't know how to act.

Someone on tik tok commented “Catch up, Mustard” & there are dozens of replies from people who have NEVER this phrase before.

Really grounds you & serves as a great reminder that you cannot assume anything about others.

“May existing stop feeling like a constant test of endurance.”

I simply cannot get Lil Mama’s Harlem Shake off of my mind.

Like…

That shit was STURDY. Naaaaasttyyyyy with it.

My girl.

You’re born.
You die.
Andifyou’relucky,yougettodosomegoodshoppinginbetween.

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Ma’am?

Currently homeless (living in a hotel), and was just fired after moving 907 miles for a job from NC.

My income is gone & I have no idea what’s happening to me.

I’m also an educated paralegal with multiple degrees and an exquisite resume.

#PovertyintheInternetAge

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Black women are really everything

I hope Kim Fields knows that her face when Cece Winans sang is DEEPLY engrained in the heart of the culture.

“In My Bed” by Day 26 came on shuffle & next was “Right Now” by Danity Kane.

God’s Favorite.

The way I LOVEEEEE me some Willow!!!!

But I cannot bring myself to listen to her new project because I know it’s about to put me in the center of my feels & right now, i’m really enjoying my escapism by way of my vices.

Mushrooms! Stuffed!

Destin Conrad has a tiny desk. I sincerely need everyone to stfu for the next 21:53, tyvm.

LETS FUCKING GO TEYANA!!!!

I love saying “snigglin & gigglin” — it’s just so Black.

I miss the way my brain used to think as a teenager. The way it would conceptualize what was going on around me.

God, the world used to [seem] like a much better place.

I looooovvveeeee her art! Her whole tik tok fr.

🤣🤣🤣

Just looked through my IG archives.

Boy, what a life I’ve led.

So much alcohol. SO. MUCH. ALCOHOL.

Free will was free will-ing.

Click boom

OH.
OH.
OH.
DISTURBINTHEPEACE.
OH.

“Ugh! You always got an attitude.”

My apologies, I just mentally talked myself out ******* myself — how may I oblige you in this moment you so desperately require a smile?

I’m sick of people judging my attitude as they are literally witnessing me dealing with chaos.

Like sorry for not being a beaming ray of fucking sunshine to settle your spirit while I’m handling 7 things at once.

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