Bro that second point “it’s doing way too much to get from point A to point B” is what drives me crazy. You need one simple thing and get 3 paragraphs spit back out with only a portion of that being what you actually want and then have to go back and fix it
theonion.info
In a nutshell. 😊
Is that bad? Seems bad
That's...ummm...not the flex you think it is...
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
Red Red Media @RedMedia_us• 10h Caitlyn Jenner cries out to Donald Trump whom she happily voted saying she can't travel after her passport gender was changed from FEMALE to MALE. @theserfstv Donald Trump deadnamed her and told her he'd take away her rights and then did it and she still supported him
This really is proof that conservatives hate that everyone else doesn’t hate themselves like they do
Yall say this shit as if what’s being said is ground breaking. Folks already know. Ppl just need to stop being stupid and take accountability for getting into this mess.
Like there wasn’t an entire 2024 campaign TALKING ABOUT THIS SHIT
The number of white ppl in the comments going “not all white people” really do prove the original point
I honestly don’t think White People have suffered enough for their political decisions
Look how charitable Trump is. Giving this “politically homeless” man a roof over his head
“It’s fake news”
Folks are starting to wake up to the fact that the problem might actually not be the politicians but rather the people that vote for politicians (and policies)
Folks claim they want change but then go “but not like that. That’s too much”
I thought he didn’t do politics?
The thing about the Maine Senate race is that there are other Dem candidates besides Platner and Mills. Like LaFlamme.
But one wing of the party is lined up behind the woman criticizing a resolution she didn't read, and the other is with the cosplay oytserman with a Nazi tattoo.
It's bad.
I wish the media would stop reporting the ramblings of this man
Amy Schumer has the White woman version of the Anthony Mackie face
Honestly he wouldn’t be “qualified” for a position in this administration if he didn’t have “financial entanglements” or some other questionable/illegal bullshit
Nebius, a so-called neocloud that builds computing capacity for clients, struck a deal with Microsoft last year to make a 300MW facility in Vineland, New Jersey, successfully completing the first tranche of capacity by the end of 2025. Satellite imagery suggests the latest phases of the project are progressing more slowly, with structures in place but timelines slipping. Thermal imagery taken at the site indicates that equipment has yet to come online.
One of the most prominent is a 1.4GW campus in Shackelford County, Texas, being developed for Oracle, which will in turn equip it with chips and provide computing capacity to OpenAI. The 1,200-acre site is expected to host 10 buildings. Vantage Data Centers, the group constructing the site, in August said the first building was due for delivery in the second half of 2026. Satellite imagery shows land cleared for six planned facilities, but as of early April only one showed signs of development. SynMax estimates the earliest possible delivery date for the first building is December, while a timetable in line with most comparable projects would push it out to late 2027.
Hyperscaler revenue is also immediately questionable, with Microsoft's deal with Nebius (per its 6k filing) set to default in the event that Nebius cannot provide the capacity it sold out of its unfinished Vineland, New Jersey data center, which is being built by DataOne, a company which has never built an Al data center with a CEO that has his Linkedin location set to "United Arab Emirates" with funding from a concrete firm that is also a vendor on the construction project. I also believe Microsoft is setting Nebius up to fail. Based on discussions with sources with direct knowledge of plans for the Vineland, New Jersey data center, Nebius has agreed to timelines that involve having 18,000 NVIDIA B200 and B300 GUs by the end of January for a total of 50MW, with another 18,000 B300s due by the end of May. On speaking with experts in the field about how viable these plans are, two laughed, and one told me to fuck off.
1.4 Gigawatt Data Center - Shackelford, Texas - Construction Commenced, "first building scheduled for delivery in H2 2026" - At best ready to go Mid-to-late 2027 Oracle currently has a 1.4 gigawatt data center planned in Shackelford County, Texas (not far from the sites in Abilene Texas, run, it seems, by Vantage Data Centers. Construction has begun, with the first building "scheduled for delivery in the second half of 2026." It appears the $38 billion in debt behind this site and the other in Wisconsin will be paid by Vantage Data Centers, rather than Oracle. Honestly, this alone confuses me, because Vantage appears to only make $300 million or so a year.
Financial Times saying what I’ve been saying since last year - Oracle’s OpenAI Shackelford Data Center is way behind schedule. so is Nebius’ Vineland NJ data center for its Microsoft contract, and no gear is online.
www.wheresyoured.at/oracle-opena...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-enshitti...
🙃🙃🙃🙃
Last month in The Onion:
We told you it wasn’t funny when you were doing it… because it wasn’t funny
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as a society we are not emotionally mature enough to survive
ChatGPT is a website. Claude is a website. I will never respect a website. You cannot convince me to treat LLMs as anything different to any other technology. If a website only gets things right sometimes, it's a bad website. I will not be told otherwise.
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“I dont get my feelings hurt easy”
Ehh…that 5th place finish seems to have hurt your feelings plenty
Lot of words to say this man is an idiot who makes promises he can’t keep
Definitely not something someone who is in a cult would say
Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog A weird thing is that whenever I post criticism of Al, the majority of the people agreeing with me seem to be leftists. It's pretty much the only position I hold that seems to be more popular with the left than the right. It should be the opposite. My whole point about Al (especially Al in creative fields) is that it isn't human, it doesn't have a soul, and we cannot surrender our society to an unhuman soulless algorithm even if it makes our lives easier in some ways. It's very strange that an argument predicated on the existence of the soul resonates with the left while conservatives tend to scoff at it. 3:02 PM • Mar 12, 2026 • 748.5K Views
"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."
