Entire childhood defined by Reagan. Twenties defined by Bush. Middle age defined by Trump. No wonder I'm so sickly and broke.

The first lady of Cameroon looking somewhat nonplussed. Her hair is spectacular.

Tfw the guy you just sat down in front of in the theater is vibrating with rage while his date suggests just moving over a few seats.

Want some of these nachos?

Anyone ever figure out what a fudge round is?

I kind of would like to hear Doug’s take on the guys who hornily go swimming fully clothed. Even a soul-deadened finance ghoul probably doesn’t have 0% opinion on something like that.

Hegseth googling “good name for American dirlewenger brigade”

Wow. It really did what you said it would.

“Butt”

He really is dying, and he’s hedging his bets?

Pam Bondi

Did someone nail Melania with the super soaker before they took this shot?

Someone had the admittedly great idea of renting some pink floodlights and illuminating the cherry blossoms in Waterfront Park in Portland OR. There must’ve been a few hundred people there. Hotdog vendors were set up every 30 feet. It was great. The people cry out for affordable municipal spectacle!

Wogan Lebb

He looks like if the Enterprise found a lost starfleet crew that had been stranded on a planet somewhere for years and had adapted to a more laid back lifestyle and now aren’t sure they want to reenter galactic society. Probably a Riker heavy episode.

It would certainly explain a lot of the stuff they do.

Search your camera roll for hell

Just Fitzcaraldo the fuckers.

What movie was it, if you don’t mind my asking? I could use a laugh

Biden was shot?

“Hey, knock it off, jerk”

Anyone running on “Make Stephen Miller be the Omelas kid” will win in a dang landslide.

Oh, yeah, sure, I’m going to go ahead and hazard my own soul taking a side in a contest between accursed sorceresses. I honestly just hope they kill each other.

I blame the internet plenty.

Lore, probably.

The two camp counselors figuring out the twist ending from Sleepaway Camp (1983). I’m pretty sure the guy on the right is supposed to be playing a teenager

Complete badass Cyril Sneer leading young men with poor media literacy off a cliff

One time noted attorney Gloria Allred called to tell me to stop making inquiries into the matter of a chimpanzee having bitten off someone’s finger.

Shouldn’t some chatbot or other have convinced you to kill yourself by now?

A hardcover copy of Amazons by Cleo Birdwell, its dust jacket long since lost to time.

Oh, but what is this? A cleverly concealed secret box inside the book! The foil packet contains some acid that I seriously doubt I will ever take and had actually kind of forgotten about until I took this picture.

When my sister went to college, I inherited her copy of Amazons that was actually a secret drug locker. Like a fuckin nerd, I didn’t hide many drugs in it, but I did read the story up to page 53.