Haha 😂 with all the random transactions and call ups I’d say I’d get around 75%

Kind of upset the Aggie women’s volleyball team went to the White House. I get we’re A&M but still 🙄

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ASTROS WIN! Number 10 finally!

Stat line for Peter Lambert on the Astros

Whoever you are sir, thank you for your service 🫡

Ducks and tiny ducks walking in a marshy area

Two ducks and multiple ducklings walking in a marshy area

My earth day run was joined by these cute ducklings!

Yordan Alvarez DEMOLISHES a 2-run homer 😮‍💨

This is insane. Even for the Fifth Circuit. Holy shit.

Saw a headline today “AI adoption has been faster than personal computers or the internet” no shit, nobody was barging into my house unasked with a Gateway cow box in 1998 to install a computer I hadn’t asked for

The DOJ was created to increase the capacity for federal prosecutions during Reconstruction esp. those to be brought under the newly enacted KuKlux Klan Act.

Now the DOJ is being used to prosecute a storied civil rights organization whose central mission has been to expose & dismantle the Klan.

They think you're stupid.

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Of course Astros

are we supposed to open these

lol nah was just wondering just hadn’t heard anything about him in a minute

Also I will say it be nice to have Dubon on this team I’m just saying, he was a true utility player

Who the heck is Dustin Harris?

Also did we trade Leon? Or is he hurt? I can’t remember

President urges Iran to start peace negotiations by releasing non-existent, AI-generated women some rando posted about on X

fucking idiots

Wait and see how many soldiers get sick from the goddamned flu you fucking moron

a screenshot of a tweet by @unicorn17forev1 on twitter which shows her putting an ema plaque at a shinto shrine: It's only April, and we already have 15 injured players—what the hell I can't laugh at this, it's totally abnormal At this point, all we can do is pray to the gods So I went to a shrine and hung up an *ema* with my wish I should’ve gone before the season started 😞 *Ema means…↓

＊絵馬(Ema)are small wooden plaques at Japanese Shinto shrines. People write wishes or prayers on them and hang them on a rack. The shrine later burns them to send the messages to the gods.

the astros are playing so bad they have japanese fans doing shinto prayers for the starting rotation

Softly call the Muster

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Omg the Astros win!!

I did not realize this was his first homer

Why are so many people talking about airports? Did I miss something?

Season 8 / Episode 6

"Man, that is flagrant false advertising!"

RAMMSTEIN VOICE:
🎵 U, Uath, Uath Merch 🎵

In a make or break season, the optics are growing grim for Astros GM Dana Brown (Gift Article) Brown does not have a contract for next season, and, during spring training, said he hadn’t asked for one.

The optics are not good for Dana Brown, whose team played a man short on Sunday and paid for it, whose pitching staff isn't being helped by the 5.61 ERA from six new arms he acquired this offseason and whose first draft pick had a miserable afternoon - www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...

The Astros lost 7-5. They are 8-15.

Seven teams since 1914 have started 8-15 or worse and made the playoffs. The 2024 Astros are the last one to do it. The 2026 Astros have lost 12 of 14 and just went 2-4 on a six-game homestand against the Rockies and Cardinals.

lol hey that’s the building where I work

Air Yordan!

Yordan Alvarez has now homered in three straight games 🔥

First to 10 home runs: Yordan Alvarez Houston Astros Pictured: A cutout of Yordan Alvarez finishing his swing wearing a white Astros uniform with dark blue lettering and orange trim.

Yordan Alvarez is the first player to hit 10 homers this season 💥