I have an embarrassing amount of coffee mugs sitting on my desk

My Red Bull consumption has significantly increased after opening the game store.

I'm so tired of dishes bro

I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up I ate more pie

I'm so full of pie

I love having to console my daughter because of braindead chuds acting like they won the fucking super bowl.

Can't wait to get to ECT and rage

I feel like a cool kid now