A fun thing about Vinnie Vincent is he still owes people a cassette box set he charged them for back in 1997. So the album probably doesn't exist, but this move has paid off before. www.reddit.com/r/KISS/comme...
The Maxx is an absolute all timer run and you owe it to yourself to read it
The thing about Radio Shack was that they had you by the balls and they knew it. You were there because you fucked up. But at least you had a place to get something like a fusible resistor, even if they charged like $1 a piece for them. You fuck up now and you've got a two day wait on your hands.
You ever get the sense that a timeline merged while you were sleeping? That’s how I felt finding out that 10 years ago Kiefer Sutherland released an album called “Down in a Hole” that is NOT a collection of Alice In Chains covers.
I'm a somewhat reluctant Soulslike player and I tend to avoid long games, but I've been playing Nioh 3 and even found myself doing all the side missions. I think every game should have a Ninja mode button.
There's a piece in my now very old book about how this game helped me come to terms with my cystic fibrosis, so assuming that Pac Fever is starting all over again, I posted the piece to my website. canteatcantbreathe.wordpress.com/2026/03/02/t...
Look, will they give Ralph Fiennes an Oscar for a horror film released in January with a Sub-Zero style spine rip in it? No, probably not. But they probably should.
I think my dream job would be as the in-house mathematician for a toilet paper company. Like they tell me how much paper they have and I have to write a proof showing it's somehow equal to 72 rolls.
I made this for my wife, but since I worked so hard on it, I decided to post it on Bandcamp for Christmas day. Get it while the getting's good! allhallowsevil.bandcamp.com/track/ill-be...
I made this for my wife, but since I worked so hard on it, I decided to post it on Bandcamp for Christmas day. Get it while the getting's good! allhallowsevil.bandcamp.com/track/ill-be...
For the record, it was Chapter 6 that broke me. Just tremendously frustrating design. Oh well, back to NGII
I think the combat is best described as overburdened. A necessary second form for each weapon that functions on a meter and a giant menu of unlockable moves for each weapon? And I have to learn perfect block, parry and dodge if I want to beat any of these bosses? Fuck outta here with that
Here’s the thing about Ninja Gaiden 4: it’s not that I stopped having fun because I was dying a lot; it’s that I started dying a lot because I stopped having fun.
Black and white cat, real sassy
Look at this fuckin guy
We have a cat named Waffles who’s always getting into trouble and I often wonder what the neighbors think of me sternly demanding “Waffles!” all day
I still hold out hope that one day the Cheetos Popcorn will return to my local theater and I can stop destroying the kitchen in vain attempts to recreate it.
Dude must have missed the announcement of Shamwow guy’s Wokebusters youtu.be/ro1vJSXLKmc
I remember buying my first blu-ray player back in 2008 and thinking that it was a shame we’d probably never see the Universal Monsters films in HD. 17 years later I somehow have 5 copies of Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.
Mad Magazine Fixes Cats
Coming home and throwing this on the ground like “this oughta take you clowns down a notch!”
(It’s an Epiphone and I still have it because it plays better than most of the Gibsons I’ve tried)
Look, I’ve talked a lot of shit in the past and I will talk a lot of shit in the future, but I can’t sit here and pretend that I didn’t beg my grandmother to get me a Cherry Sunburst Les Paul back in 96 so I could be like Ace.
I'm glad I saw this while I'm in relatively good health, because if you showed me this in my 20s it would have killed me
As a collector of cystic fibrosis mentions in popular media, I'm pleased to say there's a new king in town
Took a 4 hour hell ride to see Bruce Dickinson live and it was well worth every construction zone we hit on the way there. To have that voice at that age is borderline inhuman.
Savatage's song "Hot in the Saddle" is featured on the soundtrack of the 2023 film The Toxic Avenger. This is likely what is being referred to, as the musician "The Toxic Avenger" and the Toxic Avenger film series are separate entities from the band Savatage.
Google AI is like a kid that raises his hand first every time a question is asked in class, but is never once right. I just wanted to know if there were any interviews about dropping an absolute classic track on unsuspecting audiences.
Went to a very busy ice cream joint where not one, but two people in front of me asked for multiple samples. The line was out the door! Here’s a hint about what the fucking Maple Walnut tastes like: maple and walnut. It’s in the name! If that sounds good, take a $6 gamble and move the line along.
A few years back, my wife and I went to a Johnette Napolitano show where Johnette was incredibly plastered. But goddamn if she didn’t pull it together at the end for an incredible acapella version of “Tomorrow, Wendy”. One of the most amazing things I’ve seen
I liked Fantastic Four well enough, but mostly it’s just nice to finally see Galactus. However, as much as I hated cloud Galactus when I left that midnight screening 18 years ago, I thinks Rise of the Silver Surfer might have gotten the Surfer a little better. I refuse to double check that though.
Ozzmosis was the first Ozzy album I bought on its release day, so I can’t tell you if it’s actually good, but I listen to it a lot
Putting out a straight up banger about Perry Mason then would be like someone writing a fuckin’ slammin’ track about Boston Legal now. youtu.be/QapkGK-6G90?...
