Selfish people don’t mourn what they miss.

They mourn what they can’t extract.

*honks clown nose*

Just a reminder that there’s plenty of fun to poke at the Bezos wedding without scrutinizing the appearance of women.

One of my threads posts is semi-viral and I feel nothing. Ommmmmmmmmmm

Too mature to post a picture of a jock strap stuck on a tree branch. Definitely immature enough to talk about it.

Boebert is boycotting Harvard by burning the Harvard licensed baby tee she got from forever 21

This angers me

💀

Who’s ever like, “I could really go for a Toblerone.”

New rabbi selected for the synagogue at Walnut and 7th in Greatneck.

*releases auditory plumes of klezmer music* 🎻 💨

A-list actors doing commercials for credit cards and cruise lines is a recession indicator

Noooo. Rinse off that mess pronto

Very proud. What have they done.

Did he clear his browser before he died

Hate it. :(

Claire Kincaid appreciation post.

Not automatically, but it’s a risk.

Tattoo removal from the tendon-y part of your wrist is great punishment for appropriating Sanskrit in my quest to be cool in my thirties.

Not rushing into my next relationship unless there’s promise of my partner putting lotion on my back each night. Hey we all have our kinks.

Black Mirror: Attack of the AI Dolls

Harvard is a rich-ass nepo baby. They can afford to do what they did.

I’ll see myself out.

Anal Reloaded

Anal-yze This

Les Anals

Single White Anal

Anal and Sensibility

Wish they sold matzoh loosies.

Ooh if only

Never forget that the most joyful episode of Black Mirror isn’t San Junipero but Nosedive bcs our protagonist frees herself from the shackles of conformity.

I hate gin and I hate tonic so this checks out