Oooo! Hope you keep hydrated for THAT one, Chief.

Depends on who's reading it! It'd be all about hydroponics and space station food.

I'm here, Chief! I brought the tactical sewing kit with the new test patches. These are highly experimental but Garak assured me they don't to any worse than the exploding sequins.

I was supposed to give it to you? I just keep eating it!

The annual Dance Off happened again. We thought for sure Morn would clean up again but Rom came in out of nowhere and wiped out the competition.

I had no idea he could wear stilettos let alone dance with them!

I have nothing that matches with this! ;o;

A sleeveless shirt in black. There is a white cat peeking over the words "Show Me Your Kitties".

Who left this on my bunk!? ///n///!!

Okay, Chief! But I'm wearing the helmet!

Chief, I've brought the packing stick you ordered be fitted tactically! Are you sure giving it this much PSI is a good idea?

Because I'm up in space!

Planet side warnings include things like tornado, typhoon, and storm watches/warnings. On the station we get "Mass Vole Migration" and "Yamok Sauce Pipeline Leak".

You know, you'd THINK we'd've found all the pipes for it, but nooooo... Suddenly, we're all very flavorful!

There is not enough of my head to slam into the top of this desk. I'll need to borrow someone else's.

What's going on, Chief? I keep getting hit on whenever I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY KITTY. I just need some test results translated for my records, but I'VE BEEN SUCH A NAUGHTY KITTY!

..... ;o;!!!

Chief, the "investor subsurfaces" seem to consist of cheaply made particle board and unstable Formica! In fact, the chili is currently eating right through it.

Oh, I think he crowdfunded this one! Gooooo, Morn!!

That sounds like a concussion, sir.

Here's a bushel of caffeine infused peas for you, Chief! I've also brought the powdered creamer Dr. Bashir suggest we infuse with calcium. What sort of experiment IS this?

Always. ;m;

I'm beating! I'm BEATING!

Every time I do "You Spin Me Round" by Dead or Alive starts playing!

I asked that, too, and all I got was "aesthetic" in reply.

Is this supposed to go limp as I'm holding it? I think mine's defective. ;o;

We were invaded by a Borg cube, but the weird thing was that they didn't demand we stop resisting. Instead the collective demanded we update our firmware! They spent hours digging into our system, swore at it a lot, and then Engineering felt so vindicated they just let them keep doing it!

Taking statistics and - ouch! - some readings, Chief! Ow! There's a disproportionate amount of fake dog poo and all the psionic readings are all pointing to - Yeow! That was the whole can of silly string! - "Tomfoolery"!

Oh, is this for the charity calendar? So many new pics are being shared on the bulletin!

Fancy meeting you here, Chief! Did you also lose track of a case of super sentient spiders?

Wouldn't you just need a strong magnet to win?

A hamster. All I want to do is eat and sleep.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhh-! I'll fill this out AS SOON AS-! AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

I think I found one! ....! Oh, OH! It's hatching!
It's HATCHING! Oh, it's so cu-!?? AAAAAAAAA! It's got my face!! AAAAAAAaaahhh!!