It's time to roll back the codebase; And have us a barrel of fun...

morning

I don't know art, but I know what I like!

A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026

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By the 40th replay, this starts getting really funny!

My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular

Me to Taylor Swift:
So, are you Katy Perry? Or the other one?

STAR TREK AFTER DARK: SEASON 1

It's Raining Man Traps
Charlie XXX
Where Every Man Has Gone Before
The Fully Clothed Time

The Throuple with Tribbles!
(and all the rest!)

Trump and Mr Bone Saw stage love-in as Saudi’s $1tn wipes the bloody slate clean In the Oval Office the US president dismissed the murder of the columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying: ‘things happen’ Donald Trump shares a joke with the Saudi crown prince and prime minister, Mohammed bin Salman, in the Oval Office at the White House on Tuesday. Photograph: Brendan Smialowski/AFP/Getty Images

Guardian headline goes hard

we made another Adele in a lab

We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”

Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands because we value love and family.

The emergency brake on this train says "FINE FOR MISUSE" so I guess it's okay if you want to mess with it

Dorothy, Defender of Oz

I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.

As much as I want to revel and parrot all the horrible things Epstein says about Trump's character, Epstein was still a convicted pedophile and sex trafficker.

As true as his assessments might be, that still hurts his credibility.

The Watchdog That Didn’t Bark | Columbia University Press In this sweeping, incisive post mortem, Dean Starkman exposes the critical shortcomings that softened coverage in the business press during the mortgage era ... | CUP

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by @deanstarkman.bsky.social

a “Space Force”, if you will

NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:

- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.

What could possibly go wrong?

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Donald Trump murdering Jeffrey Epstein to cover up his sex crimes, both candidates went to great lengths to hide their most dangerous secrets.

The song is actually about an anatomical anomaly which affects hundreds worldwide, including Megan Thee Stallion (who, interestingly, is actually a human woman, not an uncastrated male horse).

It's not widely known, but WAP is actually about an ass-pussy. A proofreader at Atlantic Records inadvertently moved the hyphen to after wet, resulting in the common misconception.

Letters on the face of a building spell out “WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” but “together” is spaced unfortunately as “TO GET HER.”

she better run

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

This day in history. 1993. Céline Dion released her album The Colour Of My Love annoying Americans both with her singing style and her spelling.

The most scathing take-down of neoclassical economic thought I've ever heard!

who called it a litter box instead of a purrinal?