Hell yeah Sridhar

That's how much they're paid?!

Oh no! We built our society around a precarious and world destroying resource!

Sometimes parenting makes reality feel like it's cracked or something. Your updates are grounding haha

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong "I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." - Reid Wiseman

CAN RELATE

For a moment I thought this was going to be a Gil Scott Heron cover, "A rat done bit my sister Nell, with Slimey on the moon"

Imagine you're slipping the surly bonds of Earth and touching the face of God but then you have to get on the phone to listen to a child molester ramble about how Bette Midler is nasty

A lesson in moral cowardice.

Todd Flanders from The Simpsons I SAID I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKIN' VEGETABLES, YOU CRAZY BASTARD. PRAISE BE TO ALLAH.

This is freedom!

Worf had better have his canonical 2 penises

Everything he says is just dogshit humblebrags about things that haven't even happened. Just a sad old man comforting himself with his own lies

Very funny watching the market in real-time go "omfg this dumbfuck actually still doesn't have a plan"

He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.

Wow the replies to this are infuriating. Incredible

She Spoke Out About Gaza. Now She Can’t Use a Credit Card. After accusing governments and corporations of complicity in Gaza, the U.N. investigator for Palestine territories now finds herself in Washington’s crosshairs.

She spoke out about Gaza. Now she can't use a credit card.

The UN investigator for Palestinian territories is facing U.S. sanctions and accused of antisemitism by the State Department.

These are the most correct takes on this

I would argue that the US is the world's biggest sponsor of terrorism (and it isn't even close)

I think I've mostly been lucky. Had an annoying issue where when no audio was playing, the audio service would turn off to save power and I'd get an annoying hum instead. Killed it with a boot script and since then it's been amazing. Better than windows for sure but definitely a very Linux problem

if i was a substitute teacher anytime a kid acted up i would show them a picture on my phone of me holding a gun to my head

Those HP laptop chassis are so malleable. I've seen them bent to some huge angles. Just not a great design. They quickly bend and dent and cause shorts.

$15/L diesel here we come

‘Soon publishers won’t stand a chance’: literary world in struggle to detect AI-written books US release of horror novel Shy Girl cancelled and UK book discontinued after suspected AI use, as publishers feel ‘cold shiver’

Wherever I've been asked in interviews about AI taking over literature I ask what the person's favourite AI novels are. There never are any.

The Shy Girl extracts released are clearly garbage, so the question is not so much why the AI wasn't spotted, but why the poor quality wasn't spotted.

lenny is sat with homer at moe's with some pokemon cards scattered across the bar. Lenny: hey whatcha got there homer? Homer: oh i don't know... it's some crap the boy is into these days Barney: hey! moe! this one looks like you! Moe then snatches the card. Moe: what? gimme that! i oughta sue the hell outta- Moe then contrmplates the Magmar card, and finds recognition within it.

flaming moe's

Tom Hanks "He's White"

Opinion | US-Israel war on Iran Trump can declare victory in Iran – and he should The US president has proven that hitting hard and fast rather than engaging in endless negotiations guarantees victory. By Adolfo Franco Republican political strategist, foreign policy analyst and former surrogate for Donald Trump’s 2016 and 2024 presidential campaigns.

This motherfucker is out here defending Trump while named Adolfo Franco.

Nominative determinism theory staying winning

If Yoda were real i bet he would smell kind of fish tanky

Let him use the toilet, maybe it's still got the magic.

Rewards program? Thank you, but I consider the opportunity to dine at Burger King reward enough.