Needing a truck and a parking lot to tailgate: only for the feeble-minded

saddest story ever told: got in my car to leave plant swap just as incredibly hot gay people showed up

listening to lorde's liability in the dmv during my 2nd visit in 2 days. i am going to lay upon a blade.

What Was That Lorde · What Was That · Song · 2025

THE TRUE LORDE HAS RISEN

rest in peace pope francis ill never forget when u dropped 2 faggot bombs in one summer <3 u were the epitome of brat ms diva gworl

Still from the television show King of the Hill showing Hank coughing out smoke with a smoking joint in his hand

nvm nobody told me its only streaming on like, fubo and pupo and peepeetv. my bad for not subbing to snarfo. for not subscribing to pooby.

about to turn on the leafs game and i havent watched them like all season but the idea of facing ottawa round 1 makes my stomach kind of turn. anyone else not feel so good?

hey is this a hockey fan safe space site

small hairy monkey with arms and legs crossed on a bench smoking a cigarette. google search bar above shows "monkey thats sick and tired"

this monkeys gone to heaven

⚠️ this user got killed by ten million pounds of sludge from new york and new jersey

doge and those types sure love to police and expose "taxpayer waste" but if i as a public employee didnt fuck around, there wld be nothing for them to be watching over. i am giving them job security by goofing on the clock

i need a paramedic

watching gagachella im only on abracadabra and already in TEARS

now when the day comes that i start emailing ppl back with their takehome pay stats and telling them to fucking act like it... yeah maybe u can tell me to simmer back down then. MAYBE.

maybe its wrong that every time someone above me @ work pisses me off or otherwise makes my job worse, i look up their salary in the public salary database. but i like to know when someone making over twice my wage is shoveling their shit onto me. idk.

just started choking on a marie callenders discounted sweet n sour chicken and kombucha at my desk @ work. i almost saw god in the most middle class death u can think of.

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut man

lastfm and spotify teaming up to april fool me by making my most scrobbled song of the week buddy holly by weezer

Read communist literature online for free while the government is not stopping you

with its notoriously silly lyrics of life is unfair kill yourself or get over it, of course !

put on what was labeled "silly mix" on spotify and it just threw me child psychology by black box recorder

and like, on one hand i loveeee being trans i love fucking w gender i love drag i love my family of trans and nb folks who get real freaky w it! but my transness is for me and my direct community alone.

i dont care if the government or cis folk count me or not. id rather they didnt tbqh!

i never want to legally change my name or my gender marker solely because it is not the states business and ive said this from the start. X on a passport was never a win and now look whats happening to the people who got it. and i dont blame them at all. i feel incredibly sad for them!

tdov never really sits w me right as someone who subscribes to the old theory of my gender and my expression are my fucking business alone but this year feels especially sour as we see what hypervisibility can lead to in the form of scrutiny, hate, legislation, etc.

getting the worst angle of myself imaginable so i can capture her diva foot

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can we take back the word feminazi and use it to describe like, nancy mace and the likes of her who are crusading against trans women weirdly specifically on the bathroom segregation front

it should be drink til im drunk smoke til im smunk