If you see this post something Orange

Milipiling? Or maybe: Milipilling 😱

There'll be an entire leadership contest to endure, it's far too early to go full Milimeme

Pete would have been the perfect man to leap into action behind the lines on D-Day without using a Woke Parachute

Would offer to throw in my dignity but who am I kidding?

Randy's getting Defeenstrated. (Yes, I know)

😱

In the old days, you'd merely see them leaping at the far post. Game's gone 😥

Sure, everyone's after the Spidey powers but what happens if instead you're bitten by a radioactive woodlouse? No one's calling for fucking help from "The Woodlouse"

This week's Squires cartoon attains stratospheric levels of chef's kiss never previously encountered by scientists

Land Management (or Oxbridge PPE) student whose full name is Oliver Chilcott-Robbins Bt. and lives off-campus in the five bedroom house his family refer to as a pied-à-terre

"Makes spherical shape with hands"

Nicely done!

"Operation Erotic Furry"

This important objective is currently hampered by funding cutbacks to research on the yakkety sax droid

and a FRIED EGG SANDWICH

Cat on bed staring into camera

Area cat requests official breakfast recount

His correct nickname is of course Rubbish Karma Merchant

Well, well, if it isn't the unmarked player at the far post, my ancient nemesis

Never fear, still plenty of time to sleep during Ars* matches

I've also got a funny feeling about the game but five imodium should sort that out

8. Thou shalt not steal
9. Reach for the stars
10. Climb every mountain higher

It's a military wrinkle on the sunk cost fallacy: the attack didn't work, indeed arguably made Iran stronger, so it's even more important to continue the attack

There's every chance Seb's correct and women do become incredibly angry immediately after meeting him

BOFA dese 'erbs?

Get Paul Whitehouse in

"For I am the One True God. Yes, alright then: along with Glenn Hoddle"

You're saying Tommy Frank's should send in his CV?

You'd think his first question back then might even be "He PASSED his security vetting? REALLY???"