Also annoying to watch their fans celebrate in their brand new shirts. Where were you when you were shit indeed.

Always difficult to play against 12. Especially when shirt pulling is a foul against us all day long but then they score with one and it’s completely ignored.

At some point you have to ask if there’s a plan for when the ref will only call fouls against one team.

You might lose your job to AI, but there’ll be a lot of openings in the “picking up broken robots” industry.

I would eat this.

Well actually (lol I get to do a well actually) that’s how my government name is spelled!

Just for clarification, and since I follow you, I want to make it clear that although we share a name, that person is not me. For starters I know nothing about knitting, but it also sounds like I oppose everything he stands for.

What is the Kingsmoot?

What is the Kingsmoot?

“Where were you when you were shit?” indeed.

I always wonder what would happen if we “forgot” to register for the League Cup one season.

Every City trophy of the last two decades comes with an asterisk which says “Bought and Paid for in cash and blood.”

“There’s not been a more significant person in football in the last 20 years than Pep Guardiola.”

Maybe the person who gave him the cash in the first place?

I have had to unfollow a number of newsletters by people who recommend something made by AI. They appear to see the outcome, rather than everything that went into it. There needs to be a lot of education around just what happens when you use all these AI tools.

It’s been interesting seeing who has taken to AI. There’s the usual number of grifters, the ones who would kill their grandma to save a penny.

But the disappointments are those I thought would know better. They seem unaware of what AI is and how it affects their lives, so they embrace it.

Sorry, did they just say that the referee in the FC Dallas vs Houston game is from Humble, Texas, a suburb of Houston? @mls.bsky.social this cannot be right?

No team in London can overtake Arsenal this season. Kings of London.

Today is not only Pi Day, it’s the anniversary of the day my wife and I met for the first time. Double celebration for this nerd.

Doctor: You need to listen to your body.
My body: Can we get pizza after this?

Alan Pardew’s titles also come with an asterisk*

*never won anything as player or manager

It is the worst feeling to be halfway to your mailbox when you realize your neighbor is getting in their car.

Props to Apple and MLS for making their games free to watch. But now I’ve seen a couple of weeks, I keep wondering if the level they’re at is English League One or Two? Or worse?

Remember the good old days when Arsenal would have 3 red cards in a season and the media would call for them to be publicly executed? Chelsea now have 9, and crickets.

Religious image of St Totteringham, wearing Arsenal colors and holding a scroll which says London is red among other things

Happy St Totteringham’s Day to all!

U2 on stage, arena lit by red lights and Red written on the video screen

North London is

Can’t believe they’re making me be a West Ham fan for the next few months

You know it’s a good day when the only disappointment is that Eze didn’t get another hat trick against them. #Arsenal

What I don’t understand is the way Arsenal defends. Great defense normally, but time and again we hold back from a long shot and it curves into the corner. Why not block it before it comes in? Why turn your back at all? Perhaps they need cannonballs fired at them to stop them turning?

I am very heavily a plotter, and my home is a hoarder’s paradise.

It’s Valentine’s Day, so I’m going to spend the day in bed with my wife*

(*thunderstorms outside, and we both have long TBR piles)