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Today’s game of “Red light, green light”

We should be learning from other countries...

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

BREAKING: There it is. 2 week extension. TACO.

The man who watches Trump all day, every day Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president, from meandering speeches to impromptu press conferences. He says it’s ‘pretty bleak’

“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.”

And that was all within 5 minutes… Who knows what the next month will bring!

Last night was the final shift before retirement for SPC forecaster Mark Darrow. He’s been with SPC since it was called SELS in Kansas City, & retires holding the record for most SPC convective outlooks issued. Congratulations on retirement Mark! It’s been a pleasure working evenings with you.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Remember all the times I said never to celebrate the death of another human being, because it just makes you look like a terrible, shitty person?
Don't be this guy.

Map of U.S., from coolwx.com, showing locations currently experiencing record-breaking temperatures. There are countless such locations in the Western U.S., with hundreds of red dots (locations breaking daily record highs) and countless pink dots (locations breaking March monthly record highs). The region of record heat extends from the Pacific Coast to east the Mississippi River, and from Canada to Mexico. The region of red and pink dots is vastly larger even than yesterday's (or the day before, or the day before, or the day before, same as it ever was, same...as it ever was...).

Incredibly, even *more* locations across U.S. are today experiencing their warmest March temperatures on record--many by a wide margin, with some even breaking April records. This includes most or all of: AZ, UT, CO, NM, WY, NE, KS, MO, IA, plus portions of many other states. 🫠

Bad Weather Brewing launch party photos. Chalk drawn board, picture of logo, the menu card, and a dark beer on a bad weather coaster.

@badweatherbrew.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Glad to have you all along for the ride!

Trump Beefs Up Security Presence After Frighteningly Close Brush With JD Vance WASHINGTON—Alarmed at the shocking lapse in protocol that nearly resulted in disaster, a shaken President Donald Trump ordered his security presence beefed up Monday following a frighteningly close br...

“How’s a guy like that even allowed to enter the same building as me, let alone get within handshaking distance?” said Trump

Southwest Airlines Begins Assigning Chores

Southwest Airlines Begins Assigning Chores theonion.com/southwest-airlines-begin...

💯 on 🎯

At least someone is playing the long game.

Quiet part out loud, etc etc

FCC chair threatens broadcasters over Iran war coverage FCC Chair Brendan Carr said news broadcasters coverage of Iran war could impact their license renewal.

Shocking. 😒

FCC Chair Brendan Carr said news broadcasters coverage of Iran war could impact their license renewal. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Time to just ignore people that either weren’t paying attention to the forecast or aren’t willing to learn.

BENSON MUNI,MN (BBB) ASOS reports gust of 53 knots (61.0 mph) from NW @ 0520Z -- KBBB 130520Z AUTO 31034G53KT 10SM OVC012 02/02 A2924 RMK AO2

Probably for the best at this point.

Someone puts hollandaise sauce on it.

The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.

Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it.

The Fargo Woodchippers.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

Very true, better delivery times too.

The MacBook “New Engine Option” has been released! I wonder if @airlineflyer.net will cover the orders and options now…

Trump's speech was under two hours, which bolsters the thesis that the leaks about it being more than two hours were meant to work the prediction markets

Only the best… Is it infrastructure week too?

DoJ cases against protesters keep collapsing as officers’ lies are exposed in court String of embarrassing defeats for prosecutors as experts condemn DoJ effort to cast people as ‘violent perpetrators’

"In Chicago, of 92 people arrested for assaulting or impeding officers last fall, 74 cases have resulted in no charges; in 13 cases, charges were filed and dismissed; and five charged cases were still pending. . . there have been no convictions.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...