swift poet veterans for truth

I got my assisted suicide at Panera Bread!

i wonder what jake novak’s thoughts are on the war in gaza

santos is entering his reputation era and the legislative girlies are not ready

Thanks to a generous gift of $14 billion from the US government, Raytheon Technologies will be sending Israel enough missile-toe to last the entire holiday season!

Breaking: President Biden suffered traumatic brain injury while attempting ’Slickback Dance’, currently in critical condition

mrs. robinson, you’re trying rizz me . . .

at guantanamo bay they make the prisoners poop without looking at their phones

meal cost me $78, yadda yadda, you get it

she lauren on my boebert till my beetle juice

happy anniversary to those who celebrate

just found this … it’s over for you bitches

what do they think jeans were made of before

screenshot of a tweet from elon musk asking for a logo for his shitty twitter rebrand. user rob denbleyker replies with an image of the confederate flag lmao

lmao holy shit

hootie is the lead singer of phish, and the blowfish are the other members

it’s funny how boomers disagreed for years whether to call it the 2000s, the aughts, the aughties, etc and then zoomers came in and said it’s Y2K, named for the stupidest thing you all worried about in 1999

Screen cap of Alec Baldwin in the famous GLEN GARRY GLEN ROSS always be closing speech, with the fake caption, THE LEADS ARE MID? YOU’RE MID!

big week for people who like creating new social media accounts

Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺

dream crack rotation

my drag name is Cunter Biden

Congrats to our friends at Lockheed!

A great thing about the X-Files was how every few episodes, in the midst of all the werewolf investigations etc, the show would remind you that Fox Mulder is cripplingly addicted to porn

everyone's talking all happy about Grimace like his original gimmick wasnt "Grimace's Privilege" where he was allowed to have sex with anyone's hamburger

i think grimes knows about this one

would it be funnier to die in the poseidussy or neptunussy

You're going in the submarine, Elon

big mood via today in tabs
(the mood is corruption)

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