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Posts by Valerie (TheCinemaCritic/Jokercritic)

Den of Thieves 2: Pantera
- Entertaining heist movie, well directed, and Butler and Jackson Jr. are really good in their parts. A distinctly different sequel which surpasses its predecessor.

8/10

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Which Final Fantasy 7 character do I give the most energy of?

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#NowWatching Den of Thieves 2: Pantera

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Got some fingerless gloves

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Solas VP before I sleep 🫶🏽

Armor recolor mod by @topazcarbuncle.bsky.social

#DragonAge #VirtualPhotography #Solas

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Not feeling very functional today.

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How long did it take for y’all to beat The Witcher 3?

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This always gets me

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I'm not certain that they are going to actually make a Michael Part 2 tbh

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A ★★★★ review of Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026) I was interested in Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. I liked Cronin’s work on Evil Dead Rise and so I was interested to see his take on The Mummy. Despite some of the mixed reactions of the movie, I actually q...

My ★★★★ review of Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026) boxd.it/e18yhR

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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026) Review The young daughter of a journalist disappears into the desert without a trace. Eight years later, the broken family is shocked when she is returned to them, as what should be a joyful reunion turns…

REVIEW: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is a little overlong and the pacing has some issues, but overall, it is a very effective, atmospheric, visceral, and gnarly horror film. the-cinema-critic.com/2026/04/22/l...

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I will hold off on future RE3make playthroughs till a bit later (I’ll probably platinum RE9 first), I just saw an opportunity to achieve infinite rocket launchers in one day and I took it

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Small Things Like These
- Subded, somber and intimate character study, greatly directed and with an incredible and powerful performance from Cillian Murphy.

8/10

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#NowWatching Small Things Like These

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Minimalist playthrough completed at just under 2 hours. And I had enough points to get the infinite rocket launcher. That just leaves the Inferno and Inferno S rank trophies left to get.

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#NowPlaying Resident Evil 3 Remake: Minimalist run (no item box)

Yes I’m playing FF7 remake but I feel the call of Resident Evil and it’s short enough I can make it work.

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I love her eyes

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I think I actually remember doing the final boss fight against Nemesis on Nightmare and it being... well a nightmare. So I'm certainly going to player Inferno mode once I can get the infinite rocket launcher

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Already planning a future Resident Evil 3 Remake minamlist run lol

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Unfortunately I dont know for sure how many points I have and what other challenges in there I haven’t achieved, but I might need to at least work towards getting the infinite rocket launcher first.

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After I platinum RE9 I might look to platinum RE3 remake next. It’s been a while since I played it but looks like I have a few trophies left, a run without opening an item box, a run completing Inferno and a run completing Inferno with an S rank.

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#tavqotd

Pandora’s mentor Zarra was the only person she had, the only person who loved her or even liked her. On her death, Zarra felt like she had lost everything and was truly alone once again.

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#NowWatching Den of Thieves (2nd viewing)

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It’s funny how I instantly recognised his voice as Yuri Lowenthal’s

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Yup I'll be sure to play that before Rebirth

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Hmm thanks. I think to be on the safer side I might hold off on CC to be on the safer side but will definitely be sure to keep an eye on it and play it later (hopefully Part 3 remake will be released soonish)

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A ★★★★½ review of Victims of Sin (1951) I went into Victims of Sin through my local film society not knowing much about it, just that it was a black and white film from the 1950s. I actually liked this far more than I was expecting to. Vict...

My ★★★★½ review of Victims of Sin (1951) boxd.it/bKgaiX

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Victims of Sin (1951) Review A Cuban dancer from Cabaret Changó rescues a baby from a garbage can and decides to raise him, but her pachuco pimp gets in her way.

REVIEW: Victims of Sin is an incredibly directed, gritty, melodramatic and bittersweet crime drama, with an excellent performance from Ninón Sevilla. the-cinema-critic.com/2026/04/20/v...

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