If you won't keep your word to the one person in the world who you claim to love more than anyone else… why on earth should we trust you to keep your promises to any of the rest of us?!

Some lamb curry from my favorite Indian restaurant.

Are you feeling exhausted after all that?

I am neither a potential mate nor a rival… but I find myself both very attracted and very intimidated.

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Did you offer it a wig so that it wouldn't have to be so concerned about its baldness?

Same thing in his language.

Please stop insulting dogs

I'm fully expecting it to happen sometime this weekend. My money is on Sunday though.

And by that you mean he's saved enough to buy a slushie at the corner store?

Nice! It took me all six guesses today.

I don't think we caught where he went either.

I'm sorry but the highest available position is number 2 fan. Because nobody can ever be as big a fan of Trump as
Trump is of himself.

After that first sentence, I thought you were going to tell us what about Dara was puzzling you.

In a startling display of complete ignorance… the "thou shalt not" commandments are taken to be a "to do" list.

I've cried for our lost baby. But I still can't imagine how you feel. Love to you and your husband.

100% understand. I feel it too.

That's ridiculous. There are valid reasons to dislike Calibri… but that's just blatant stupidity.

Why?

Both sound so good

It was going great till I had to go back to work today for the first time in two weeks.

I hate that about this time of year.

The bluffs of Wildcat Mountain in southeast Missouri… overlooking the valley and rolling hills. It's a beautiful, secluded view found after a 1.5 - 2 mile hike off-trail through the woods from the highest point in Missouri (Taum Sauk Mountain).

Sorry… there'll be no more thinking allowed.

I got my wife one with 25 different ice creams. I thought it fair since I'm doing 25 different coffees.

My thoughts exactly!

I'm gonna pass, thanks.

They've been fine most of the time since Saturday afternoon. And I don't think any serious weather is supposed to hit till late tomorrow afternoon or tomorrow evening.

Excuse me, ma'am, but I don't believe that you are a giraffe.

Before they made their choice… they definitely should have noodled it over a bit longer.