minor spelling error that makes it sound like you're gonna make your dad do physical comedy

lye pouch from the bronx

we don't just put the fun in fungi, we'll put it in the fungirls too

(and the... funenbies?)

with some clever engineering, it can be both

aight shroom brain time lfg i guess

the above skeet stitting at 4 reposts and 20 likes

got the screenshot

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

An edit of the 2501st XKCD comic. Two characters are talking; the first one says, "Knowing which musicians are transgender is second nature to us transfems, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows Wendy Carlos, SOPHIE, and Kim Petras." The second character responds: "And Kurt Cobain, of course." The first character agrees: "Of course." Below the comic panel is the tagline: "Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field."

Good morning

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a little cartoon girl with heart eyes kneeling and holding a bouquet of flowers up to a very large, lanky girl with clawed hands and messy hair crawling out of a (TV/Painting/Portal/Rectangle) (take your pick)

lesbians <3

a ink drawing POV of someone holding a pizza box with Proper Carryout Tips and a hand with the word "balance" demonstating the proper place to hold the box (there are also two dotted outlines of hands on the sides showing an alternative method of carrying the box)

a poorly drawn person saying "huh" as they're holding the pizza box upside down to look at the instructions. The box is opened and the pizza is splattered on the ground.

reminds of the pizza box i saw that had "Proper Carryout Tips" printed on the bottom

“Clocky the transgender clown!” Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.” Drivethru person: “will that be all sir” Clocky: “yea” Clocky reaches for something in her glove box Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’

clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]

fuck yes, nailin' it 🥰

same. usually though the stars are just vibing while I'm flailing around and hoping that women find my antics more charming than off-putting

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I generally happy with the name I picked for myself but then I see something like Sappho Excelsior and wonder if I didn't dream big enough

this works great as a stim tbh

is this that perfect blue that satoshi kon was talking about

bridal gown but instead of being a virginal white it's got trains and veils of different colors to flag for various kinks

tempting...

lucky girls 🥰

Scientists Prove That Experimental Animation Can Cure Social Media Brain Rot | Animation Magazine A new study from UC Santa Barbara shows that watching experimental animation expands creativity and opens new ways of seeing the world.

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

www.animationmagazine.net/2026/04/scie...

this is one of those that I'm going to choose to incorporate into my beliefs without reading past the headline because believing it will improve my life

SUN SAFETY TIP

while sunny days may seem perfect for foraging, they also increase your visibility for predators!

always stay in the shadows of mushrooms and flowers or travel beneath the clovers whenever possible

Don't (bsky error message RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED) me, I'll cum. frowny face

Daffy Duck next Porky Pig holding a gun dressed as a hunter

Happy birthday to Daffy Duck

First appearance 89 years ago, April 17th 1937 in the Tex Avery short Porky's Duck Hunt

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awwww cedar, you poor thing :(

that's close enough to touseling I think