You look stunning! 🔥

From your keyboard to J.R. "Bob" Dobbs' ears, I hope.

Just did ours last night. It always makes me angy. I use an online service where federal is free. But they charge $60 to do state.
I'm tired of this, grandpa.

Raspberry Vinaigrette Low Contact, working the pole to 'Don't Stop Me Now'. I'm'a drop it like it's hot and make it clap.

...
OK, I'm'a drop it like it's stiff and throw out my back, probably.

Jerkass rabbit had it coming.

Do you sing the Peter Gabriel song, too, or is that just me?

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Dear God by XTC. It challenged my religulous upbringing while being, as the kids say, A Total Bop (at least for my little goth heart).

I bet Dame Aylin gives great Uppies. *makes grabby hands*

Hah. I discovered Anne Rice's Cry to Heaven when I was... 14? 15? And I think it paved the way for queer acceptance despite my conservative smalltown honky-as-fuck everything-phobic upbringing.

Sending you publication mojo, Tom.

Performance Improvement Plan with the vampire.

If I am ever forced to grow up, I hope I get to be like you.

Emo Philips said, "I used to be afraid of pretty girls, until I found out they were just as scared of me." You got this!

The William Tell Overture used to put different pictures in my head. I'm not mad about it.

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The anti-intellectualism is... well. Historically precedented in the rise of multiple totalitarian regimes.

I was wondering why my car looked like baby poo when I got to work!

I love this so much

I feel like it's the kind of movie you see on a terrible dare. Like, it's a double-feature with *Leonard Part Six* and you go with your drunk friends and the first to leave has to get boudoir photography and send the photos as holiday cards to their extended families.

Have we found a worse love story than Twilight? (Fucked if I know, you couldn't pay me to watch it.)

I wanted them so bad but was A Poor :D

Cute kitty.
*taek*

It's true. Cybertrucks *do* look like Lara Croft's tiddies. Hat tip to Carter Anderson.

Where did you get this picture of me.

Self-care sometimes looks like having the irritability of a teething toddler the day after getting 4 vaccinations. On a somewhat related note: why are the CDC "official" vax cards (in this case, yellow fever) fifth-generation photocopied jenk?

Thanks, I hate it.

It's modern art, daddy.

Hear me out:
Pickle Glogg.

Forbidden glogg.

It's just all so bizarrely gross.