foaming soap is my enemy

20lbs of kitty love

being on break means finally getting to all the deep cleaning tasks in the house and it feels so good

my niece just informed me that I’m *not* an adult LMFAO whatever u say queen

save me molten chocolate beignet save meeee

eating warak dawali with grape leaves mama picked in palestine 😚

kitten sitting on lap of woman wearing christmas pjs

mi princesa pequeñita

I’ve been officially on winter break for one minute and the sims itch is already hitting

long bobby

I love both of these things separately and would love for them to remain separate

“do people who make those tiktok movies get paid?” mama i love u

AHH! CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH!! 😭🩷

at the age where I have to take an antacid before eating cheezits

as I was pouring water to rinse off the toilet, I noticed water bubbles on the handle. THIS ENTIRE TIME THERE HAVE BEEN PLASTIC COVERS ON OUR TOILET HANDLES. FOR 42 WEEKS WE HAVE BEEN CLEANING THE PLASTIC AND DIDNT NOTICE.

y’all deeyar and I are SO DUMB. we moved into our house over 7 months ago and we clean our bathrooms every week right? I’ve always noticed that the handle on my toilet is discolored but nothing ever fixed it so I figured it was damaged. today I fully cinderella-style cleaned the bathrooms and-

“miss yara you’re making me start to like fractions” 😭 day made

women’s clothes shopping makes me want to DIEEEEE why is everything either cropped or a sweater

autocorrect I promise u I’m using the word ‘hulk’ infinitely more than I’m using ‘bulk’

I just fully cried bc pepper sneezed the cutest sneeze ever

dropped my pen 1hr in 😭 mama loved it though! she didn’t realize ari is glinda and also said cynthia is so beautiful and has expressive eyes

watching wicked again and I’m not playing around this time

a white plate of chilaquiles verdes sitting on a marble table

sunday brunch at yara’s

I am so rich

just had the mastermind idea to pour gravy over my lentil shepherds pie I’m sliving rn no paris hilton

he calls our house “snack and pepper’s house” like sir I used to wipe ur butt this is auntie’s house!

the first thing that my nephew (4) said he was grateful for is snack and pepper 🤣

I have so many thoughts about wicked I can’t even write them all down but I wanna see it again. cynthia and ariana were incredible

0/10 do not recommend

just had a double nostril nosebleed so bad that I literally choked on the blood running down my throat

in the past few years I’ve developed allergies to: antiperspirant, numbing cream, adhesive, and I get eczema from laundry detergent or foaming soap 🤩 I love my 20s