BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

practicve

The head of a robot lion. His tongue is lolling out and he is looking up at the viewer with an expression of dazed neediness. His eyes are unfocused and his ears tilted at different directions. He is blushing and breathing heavily. A bar in his visor shows the installation of a file at 84%. The background says NEEDY in all caps repeating indefinitely.

>needy(1).exe installation at 84% complete.
>Warning! needy(1).exe is an unverified program. Are you sure you want to continue installation?
>No, abort
>Yes, proceed
>Warning! The destination has some files with the same name. Replacing files may cause irreparable damage.
>Don't replace
>Replace

Oh shit, my fucking back! 😳🤯
My traps look awesome 🤤😵‍💫😵‍💫

Ooooo it's Spring! I got to wear a t-shirt today! ☺️☺️
Soon I'll be able to get back to just wearing tank tops 😁🍖✨️

we all know I have no life, so:

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-could-...

A fake install screen for Microsoft Windows 95. On the left quarter of the page is a teal panel showing the old wavy Windows logo, with "Microsoft Windows 95" written up its right side. In the remaining space of the page, in black serif text on a white background, is the following text: Title: Enjoy This While It Lasts One of these days, the idea of just putting Windows on your computer will be a distant memory. Forget sharing a product code, your permission to use Windows will be stored on a centralized server where we can revoke your access at any time if we think you're not giving us enough money. Adware installed by the manufacturer is "unthinkable?" Better start thinkin' it, buddy, 'cause that's FAR from the worst thing we're shoving into your PC. We'll even try to make you use a fake digital person that plagiarizes art and books and also lies to you. Welcome to the future, motherfucker. You should probably just use Linux Mint instead.

Having lot of fun with @alice.averlong.com's Death Generator :3

if its not too difficult to capture my likeness...

This belly is just soft enough for you to nap on (but you better hurry before the others get here)

2023 illustration of a roller derby skater- skating backwards with a pronounced hip check and a cityscape blurring behind

Roller Derby Portrait (2023)

Sharing on the occasion of my partner being back on skates after breaking a leg at a bout back in November.

The hairy caveman finds new experiences in the mouth of a giant neanderthal...

does every artist have a bodybuilder friend that lives rent free in his head or is that just me
anyways it's @cruising-for-godot.bsky.social

I cackled

Caveman Caravan on Steam A land bridge has appeared that leads to a new land! Guide a caravan of cavemen on a journey to a new continent by using map tiles and invented tools together in powerful combinations to collect resou...

Caveman Caravan (a puzzle game where you place terrain for cavemen) and Digital Defender O.R.C (a turn based tower defense) are now free on steam! They'll come to itch soon too once I get off my ass and take care of that!
store.steampowered.com/app/4045890/...
store.steampowered.com/app/4125800/...

I guess by proxy "going to kink porn world" would make it an isekai

I took my friend to kink porn world for a laugh and he married me without my permission???

Poster: I like communism
Responder: But in capitalism you could be the one who exploits people?
Poster: Yeah, that's bad
Responder: I didn't explain it right/you're dumb, YOU could be the one who EXPLOITS people

me at the end of the group goon session

Oh my Goddddd I have to make more art NOW!!!!!!!!! [doesn't make art]

was playing turtlewow with a friend (rip 🪦) and had this interaction with two perfect strangers

#art

Runt and Bao with different haircuts and style

Bro let's go live in weirdo kink porn world i bought us tickets we can take the train there and never come back. We can get married there. In a kinky way. You can be my fetish husband bro

Gus and Oswald are sitting down, enjoying some peace from the bustling social event. The host greets them both in a weirdly familiar way: HOST: "OH MAN SO GLAD BOTH OF YOU COULD COME DUDES! WAS WORRIED FOR A SECOND THERE LMAO" GUS: "SORRY BUT I THINK YOU'RE MISTAKING-" HOST: "NAHHH NOPE! I COULD PRECOGNICE YOU TWO ANYWHERE! " HOST: "GUS WAS IT? YOU'RE THAT ONE GOONER STONEP THATS ALWAYS HOTBOXING THE DORMS RIGHT?" GUS: "HUH?.. WHAT DID..." HOST: "HAH! HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD! AND YOU ARE OSWALD RIGHT? THAT ONE FATASS NERDY BOOK GUY?" OSWALD: "FATASS?! WHAT-" HOST: "A I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT LOL! SO LIKE WHY ARE Y'ALL JUST SITTING THERE?" HOST:" COME JOIN THE FUN~"

Gus and Oswald are led away from each other, unaware of what is going on as the hypnotic pink smoke fills their lungs, clouding their minds and Judgement. The effects of the smoke aren't just mental tho, as Gus pecs and arms begins to grow, muscle developing, meanwhile Oswald ass and tits become bigger and softer. HOST: "WELL THEN, WHAT ARE YOU TWO WAITING FOR? GO HAVE FUN DUDES!"

The transformation progresses further as Gus and Oswald begin to smoke as well. Their clothes disipating into the smokes as it's replaced with other, more fitting ones. Gus muscles have developed further, becoming massive, his turtle neck has become a loose tank top, his cock freed for his quickly disappearing pants, an expression of pleasure spread across his face as his thoughts simplify and become more about sex and dominating. Oswald's mannerism have become sluttier, his clothes are dissappearing almost entirely while hes ass humping another man, who gives a good slap at his developing ass.

The transformations are complete. Gus has become a dumb, sweaty stoner frat guy, a bottle in hand, he's fucking another of his newly realized frat bros. Oswald has become the perfect slut, his ass welcoming an enormous cock as he's covered in the cum of countless of the men. He's completely naked save for a pup hood and two pup mittens. They're the happiest they've ever been.

COMM for @bustlinbison.bsky.social

Gus and Oswald take up an offer for a gay social event at a recently open bar.
It took a bit of buttering up, but now, they're now living their best lives <3

#NSFW #Hypno #Brainwashing #Corruption

gnight

Lee, a malachite dragon in human form, who is wearing a blue baseball cap and nothing else, is looming down hungrily over the viewer.

Was hanging out with @buntybuddy.bsky.social and he mentioned he needed Lee to fuck him stupid. And Lee was happy to oblige.

a girl in a yellow jacket is screaming in a video game ALT: a girl in a yellow jacket is screaming in a video game

nanao watching the tri-monthly bsky server outage: "noooooooooooo! that's where I post!"

hell yeah

Pornographically of course. We'll vore him or something and then go macro and stomp the castle. In porn world we can do and be anything

Bro we have to break free of the chains on our hearts that keep us from human connection. Bro we have to trust in a sloppy undefined messy future. We can't cling to the absurd arbitration of the normal societal narrative bro. We have to kill the knight in shining armor and burn down the castle bro