It’s such adult convert behavior it’s hilarious

The Gungans were better negotiators

I wanted to live in the Star Wars universe, I just never thought I’d be living through Phantom Menace

Good idea in theory but what happens when he just lies under oath, shits his pants, calls the judge names, and rallies his base against said judge and then nothing happens

As long as you go in with the expectation of “this isn’t going to taste normal”, I think they’re fine

Did your comms team comb their hair with hammers this morning

I’ve cried three times today, all of them Artemis related. Therefore, I’m taking this as a sign that I need to take the duration of Artemis IV off of worm

Jar was a paid actor

Thankfully, Sir Isaac Newton is driving the ship

I wonder if the Artemis crew feels lucky that they get to be as far away from all of this nonsense as possible for a few days

They’re able to remote access…into a computer…tens of thousands of miles away…while I write this on something more powerful than what controlled the Apollo missions. What the HELL do they have on Artemis. That’s so cool.

We should all be going way more batshit about

GOING BACK TO THE MOON

but alas, the regime doesn't love science, let alone understand it, and so the PR for this has been abysmal

Your kids should've all been going loonie today, wearing moon shirts and doing school projects related to the mission.

I’ll give it a week before we see a “passenger shot by ICE” headline

Flat expression or mildly displeased the whole time around

“Ok imagine a centaur. But make it a worm. And a despot.”

“You don’t GET IT bro, Elon Musk HAND PICKED me for this”

Guarantee one of them said this exact sentence

But where will freshman dads make wrong turns during move in week now

I see something hating on RFK, I like it

I look back at who posted it, I have questions now

I expected this race to be silly. I’m disappointed.

The end of the Steelers-Ravens game, edited after Mike Tomlin quit

Nah, everyone knows this is a 100% reversible decision that will have zero consequences short or long term

If relations with Canada were good, this would go down as an all-time shitpost from the White House and the sitting president would be reelected in a landslide because of it

These are about to be the drunkest people at the closing ceremony and good for them

Well, I wasn’t gonna cry. And then you did that.

The impossible choice of “go for a third gold” vs “carry the Pens as far as possible”…can’t imagine

It’s the involuntary dental work to scoring the winning goal storyline

Proud of Jack Hughes for scoring that after getting involuntary dental work

BOTH TEAMS SHARE GOLD AND NOW EVERYONE HAS TO KISS AT CENTER ICE.

That must’ve stung

I swear my hand slipped