Woke up today and found some new friends! What’s up homies?

My dryer lint vs goth gf dryer lint can you spot the difference?

Trying to sell all these old clothes is a pain in the BUTT.

This is my coping strategy

Just up at 1am making pickles like a normal person. On my porch harvesting dill in the dead of night. Like a normal person.

Jennifer Paige - Crush | Bass Cover | Tabs in Description YouTube video by UltraVioletRiot

Finally did a new bass cover! I'm so weird when I have to actually intentionally record something. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsjK...

My new favorite game is to look up “handcrafted” items on Etsy and then reverse image search and see how many of them are drop shipped trash also on Amazon. I’ll give you a hint: it’s most of them.

What the hell else is a home even good for it just sits there

I made homemade pizza dough and made a really tasty pizza!!

Squad.

Me n Lexi were walking our dog and see our neighbors have a “hate has no place here” sign out front and we look at each other and are like…’did they put that out there for us??’’ I don’t remember that sign being there last year before we moved in lmao

The doxycycline is in. Please do not mess my body up 😭😭😭

They said it couldn’t be done. They said I didn’t have what it takes but I’ve proven them all wrong. I got Lyme disease a second time! 😎

They better HURRY UP

I still REALLY want a viable alternative to Instagram UGH

A few photos I didn’t put on Instagram. Sunday was really nice!

I’m getting better at this whole bread thing. Is it time to level up to sourdough??

No!

Thanks! It feels good getting back into it even if I don’t feel like I’m doing a super good job lol

Sometimes my dog looks like a Jim Henson creature

It’s been a while since I drew anything sheesh I am RUSTY

After the subathon I didn't speak a single word for 48 hours and it was AMAZING. Highly recommend

Oh shit it happened!!

Somehow I randomly get the twitch streamer musician guy at the Apple Store lol

I found it at the hair salon went I went a few weeks ago

I’m sorry but there is simply no straight explanation for this

I genuinely want good things for all of you

I will never financially recover from this.

I resent being advertised to constantly and I really don’t want to be part of that culture. It’s hard to navigate what I do and not accept sponsorships or anything like that.

Also Jayne hates bread and never eats it but he’s eating my bread 😭😭😭