replace rfk jr with this guy

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What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

A t-shirt reading "DICK CHENEY DIED ON THE DAY THAT ZOHRAN MAMDANI WAS ELECTED MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER 4, 2025"

Leave it to new age Christians to “love thy neighbor” until that neighbor needs food stamps, housing or a single mother needs walfare . Then the rules are apparently different. Y’all irk me.

Yesterday was the Q3 FEC deadline. That means we found out how much money my opponents raised and who donated to them.

So how did we do? Well…

Three panels from The Simpsons. Panel 1: Milhouse’s dad proudly points to a Cybertruck and says to Homer “I drive a Cybertruck. Do you?” Panel 2: “Homer says “I drive a big SUV next to my wife.” Panel 3: Milhouse’s dad looks sheepishly at the floor. “Oh. Yeah.”

A woman in a navy blue dress.

A woman in a navy blue dress.

A woman in a navy blue dress.

A woman in a navy blue dress.

Final shots from my shoot with Evvy.

Canon 90D, 50mm lens.

#canonPhotography #canon90d #fashionphotography

A woman in front of a brick wall, facing away, in a short navy blue dress.

A woman in front of a brick wall, looking to the side and down, in a short navy blue dress.

A woman in front of a brick wall, looking to the side and down, in a short navy blue dress.

A woman in front of a brick wall, looking to the side and down, in a short navy blue dress.

More shots from my shoot with Evvy.

Canon 90D, 50mm lens.

#canonPhotography #canon90d #fashionphotography

A woman blows kisses with her eyes closed.

Working with Evvy was a joy. Fun little shoot from last week.

Canon 90D, 50mm lens.

#canonPhotography #canon90d #fashionphotography

Well, I didn’t have “nearly witness a Mr. Tasty ice cream truck get broadsided by an 18-wheeler” on my list of things I was expecting to see today, but life is strange like that.

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and five hundred billion dollars to crush my enemies and make them regret ever being conceived

ON TV TONIGHT (columns for 8:00, 9:00, 10:00) ABC: Attack On America America Attacked America In Crisis America Still In Crisis NBC: A Nation Looks Around For Someone To Hit America On The Verge Of Flying Off The Handle America's Time Of Trial: Who Fucking Wants Some? You? Do You? How 'Bout You? CBS Dan Rather's 83rd Straight Hour On The Air Dan Rather Seriously Loses His Shit Medicating Dan Rather BET Wartime At The Apollo Tavis Smiley Presents: Terrorists Strike America-The White Man Finds Somebody Else To Fear And Demonize For A Change MTV The 100 Greatest, But, In Light Of Recent Events, Not As Important As Being Good To Our Loved Ones, Videos Of All Time Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences Talking To Blink 182 About The Tragedy Carson Daly In Way Over His Head Lifetime Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls History Last Tuesday In History Two Weeks Ago, As Told By Those Who Lived It Last Tuesday In History (rerun)

Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)

Daily reminder to listen to "Capitalism Breeds Devastation" by JER

NGL, I've never been more excited for a thunderstorm line as I am right now when there's a big forest fire by me in #NewJersey

Come on, thunderstorm, drop your heaviest!

Yeah. It’s a bit worrying to me since a if someone is looking you up (say to hire you), they may get an inaccurate picture. And in this job environment, that could mean losing out on a position.

Looking up my actual name on LLMs.... was weird. Turns out the one source they can't pull from is LinkedIn. Which, if I were looking for a job, I'd want to be accurate.

Reached out to a few people, but the one person that I really want an opinion from is @randfish.bsky.social

screenshot of a story about people who refuse to vaccinate their dogs against rabies because they’re afraid the dogs will develop autism

when i worked in a dog daycare i had to deal with these jerkoffs all the time. dogs need certain vaccines to go to group daycare/boarding just like kids do for the exact same group safety reasons and i had antivaxers scream in my face about it more than once

My mechanic rocks. He said with the weather getting cooler there’s no reason to repair my AC and just wait for the spring. Topped off my fluids and charged me $20 total.

I’m surprised this admin hasn’t tried to rename Labor Day to have some kind of slant towards being anti labor. Like “You’re lucky to have a job” day or something like that.

New phrase in the lexicon. You’ve heard of “dog water” takes, you’ve heard of “dog shit” takes….

I present to you “moldy dog shit” takes.

Y’all are welcome

Ok, 2025. You’re the worst. Snoop is a queerphobe? Over Lightyear? a movie that came out in 20-fucking-two?

Dark lords below, grant me strength.

If there was one part of my brain that I could turn off, it's the part that judges my work too harshly. People look at my photos and give me compliments, I look and see trash. I look at any other photographer and am like, "Photos are good!"

Cut that shit away with a knife & toss it in the trash.

The fact that I get out of work at 3 is amazing. My brain starts fading after 2:00 pm, so it’s just a natural work schedule for me.

Before At a 9-5 schedule, 2 to 5 was a slog. Now, when I’m feeling drain, I get some PM work done and, boom, I’m gone.

It just jives with me so well.