shouting "buy! sell!" down the phone

yeah

Ireland is like Jurassic Park for guys who "do things a liiiiittle differently around here"

this post is about @dysphoriablues.bsky.social

classic rock/rnb fan spin kicking in an Eddie Rockets

it was a good bit

girl at street 66 said to me as I was leaving "oh I saw you earlier! you're cute! have a great life" does she know I'll think about this forever

fucking new jersey excellence

please stop affirming that my feminine penis is cool and you like it mid-sex i know on a meta level we want to be woke and accepting but i will never cum at this rate unless you get a little meaner and less affirming

awoooo and such

hello rosa myfriend

I was looking for a log and then I found a log. and heaven knows I'm Kermit the frog

setting up an OnlyFools. where I post porn while doing a cockney accent throughout

onlyfans and horses

BASICALLY BACKGROUND RADIATION IN THE COMPANY WE BOTH KEEP

GOD FORBID WOMEN HAPPEN TO KNOW THINGS FOR NO REASON

healthy relationship with your family (from what I know)

#blockyourstepdad

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

literally yes!!

a person speaking, inside the speech bubble is "if Kurt Cobain was a puppygirl he'd say wag my tail in a daze cause I'm a dog" but the person is thinking "I want you so bad" while saying this

are you denying how much of a part my flirting is just Doing Bits

we're not so different, you and I...

emo spongebob

how I feel writing lyrics

I've not seen her before but now I share in this

BROKE: I can't get my twink pregnant

WOKE: I can do all things through Christ who Strengthens me

do I even need to say it

me looking cool as fuck wearing black jeans, a kinda faux leather corset, a Survival Horror shirt and a leather jacket

i look like this now. when did that happen

yes!!!! I will be there!!! wouldn't miss it for the world