My stream's weak
I'm pale and sweaty
I inherited a bone disorder
Mom's a Kennedy

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the darkest day in Virginia Tech history

SENATOR: In your confirmation hearing, you swore to me - swore - you would preserve this nation's willowy gay physiques, so WHY have we seen a dramatic INCREASE in "twinkdeath" since Jan 2025?? I ALMOST suspect you WANT our gay boys to develop dadbods.

RFK JR: t h a T ' s ,, p r E p O s t e R O u S

Cartoon image of a chef cutting Shawarma with the words“unknown pleasures” underneath

“socialists need to manage their criticism of Obama” but no one is telling liberals they need to manage praise of Obama to remain credible to the people who lived through his admins management of the foreclosure crisis or keeping us on fossil fuels when most people worried about climate change etc

bodycam footage of flashing super mario with pupils dilated, loud hectic beeping music coming out of his torso. he touches cop and the cop evaporate into ash

Standard SEL package including leaky sunroof.

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

I've been independently sailing in and out of the strait of Hormuz with no incident for several weeks now. Sorry to hear that others have been struggling with this.

today I was pooped on by a bird, then angrily cursed the sky and pointed to the chicken i was grilling. "you're next motherfucker"

I think it's fun when people just make stuff up and post it without using AI.

A black and white photo of a drain cover that reads "CITY OF NEW YORK PARKS AND RECREATION".

A low angle shot of the residential (?) tower at 505 Wooster Street.

A wide angle shot of the Silver Towers with the Bunt of Sylvette sculpture between them.

Today we brought our daughter into the city to get her ears pierced at a friend's shop. She did great and we very proud of how confident and composed she was about the whole thing. Then we got to spend some time in and around Washington Square Park […]

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Does anyone know busta rhymes? I need to ask him if he's still got us all in check

Open the Fuckin' Straight, you crazy bastards,
https://jorts.horse/@fathermcgruder/116183008483917127

Tech CEOs love UBI because it's 20 years away and costs them nothing today.

42 million people on SNAP are being cut right now. Not one "thought leader" thread about that.

unstaffed except for a fucking guard with a gun, shithead. and good luck getting through other stuff like mantraps. many police departments are less fortified, and they've got cocaine

you might be surprised to learn that "tanguy" is in fact fairly pale. hopefully "destable" is also a misnomer and he can provide a stable home

I know it's mean, but it's still very satisfying to knock a carpenter bee out of the park with my grilling spatula.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Bill Clinton was friends with a billionaire who sexually blackmailed with hidden cameras, who was named in sexual assault allegations, and who he hung with on his airplane named after sex acts done on it.

No not that one, it was Ron Burkle.

Oh, and Burkle was on the Clinton/Epstein Africa trip.

o7

Saw this one in the theater and it ruled.

there needs to be a sequel for this as well. "do it for treat"

i love that bit. i love that scientists hate it because they think they arent stupid. ive posted on bluesky, i know how stupid smart people are

Oh okay everyone thinks Mayor Mamdani's joke is great, but where were they when it was time to "Pokemon Go to the polls"?

was bluesky down while you had downtime at work? you may be entitled to financial compensation

#Radiohead is classic rock.

Love to defeat my immigrant wife in #Scrabble.