This song is incredible

Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC

🫡

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

whoa?

he likes to knit

I see…

EnHyphen at Coachella … yea fuck this country lmfao

Honestly not too bad. I’m doing something called ladderback jacquard but tbh I would just make some swatches to practice the technique. (I also made my own chart for this haha)

I had that one beautiful guy on twitter blocked …. Thinking of blocking him here to protect my peace

🚨 Robin Williams’ character
Armand Goldman from The Birdcage has been added to the gays of bluesky

UR NOT??????

Ty Ty I also get a chance to rly perfect the color work tensioning this time 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I wanna change the shoulder shaping and the armhole wasn’t big enough when I finally divided for sleeves so I gotta adjust the pattern a little

Hello Bluesky here’s a pic of my color work before I frog it all

I’m just tryna get him to follow back 😔

Ur too hairy

Barely haha just weird to scroll down and see rts from 2023

I deleted a lot of my media here lmfao but I’ve been here since the beta so lol

🙂‍↕️

Some of y’all’s dicks are too big

you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice

omw

Patch the Bear sitting in his favorite spot on a step in the pool

Patch the Bear swimming across the pool

Patch the Bear sad about the state of the world

Having a (it seems like) full time pool bear is clearing a blessing except that my filter is really struggling to keep up these days. Gonna check on bear strength filters.

It used to be absence but it’s still a much smaller minority than the bird app

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[experiencing an emotion] well this is unhelpful

A nurse says to a patient hooked up to blood bag "we're going to draw some blood" A photograph of a hand then literally draws some blood in the bag. The nurse says "see? that wasn't do bad." The patient, asks "was that... was that God?"