hell yeah obituary

Amazed he went with the America party and not the epic win Chuck Norris bacon keep calm chive on party

Weird how America which harps on about democracy to every one immediately tries to deport someone who overwhelmingly wins an election

Of course there's a distinction between being Jewish and israeli. A lot of Jewish people are critical of israel. I just meant why have we seen all mainstream media go to the ends of the earth to cover up any criticism of Israel for the last 20 months?

Tbh trump just does what dronebama did without the eloquence, sometimes you just gotta throw the whole country out 🤷

Man I still remember when it was antisemitic to say Israel owned all the media but here we are

*whispers* do a secession

Secede, you've all got the guns for it

JFC just secede already, half of America seems fine just do that (tough split tho granted cos it's like an upwards crescent around that shit part)

This is proving to be the big flaw in western democracy now, we've all ended up with two parties who are beholden to the money from the same dozen industries and just say their hands are tied 🤷

Not being from the US nor ever having lived there I kinda assume Adams always talks like perd from parks and rec

Column titled Peter Thiel and the Antichrist

“And”???? Should be a comma there

Better late than never I guess

This needs one of those Mr beast shocked reaction thumbnails

Congrats from some random guy in NZ, it's cool knowing Americans can still make good choices as all we see out here is the other kind ❤️

Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

Because i live on the opposite side of the world and get all my news from podcasts I thought for ages this was Steve Miller of "the joker" and "rock n me" fame, seemed like a tragic turn for the guy in his later years

Dem establishment: BLASPHEMY

Hope it's in a really tall building with nice big windows

I spent a lot of time in liberty city and I feel that counts

Confused about zohran actually winning, I didn't think the Democrats let actual people vote for anything

But he gets the peace prize and that's what counts 😂

Idk man at this stage they may have a point tbh

Honestly thought a dude with balls to rock eyeliner would post harder he sucks so bad it's possibly on purpose

A woman who would have described bombing Iran as "brat", nonetheless

Lmao 😂

They all want war too, it makes them money

Me: hows the sushi train work
Wife: you just choose the thing you want and they add up the plates at the end
Me: no hows the belt work I can't see where it engages with a motor
Wife: what
Me: I need to know

Is ketchup h4m4s now I can't keep up anymore