What happened to “we’ll remind you 2 days before your free trial ends,” Duolingo?

As of today, I can no longer reliably prove I’m a human being.

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Pedophile

A black cat sleeping on the windshield wipers of a white Kia hatchback.

I gave this cat some scritches on your behalf.

Hope you’re right! I worry they’ll have to stop because they ran out of children rather than actually being held accountable.

Shoutout to autocorrect for having no idea what I meant by “tonorrow.”

You just know he has the tiniest little dick.

@oncinema.bsky.social Tip of the hat?

My favourite so far.

Never heard of him

There’s a ben solo?

Every website should have an app. I want more apps. I want all apps.

How many DC characters is he?

Pss pss pss

Tell me more

Yeah I took a break and the dreams got so nuts. They levelled off before too long, though, so I think I’m going to schedule my addiction around periods of hyper dreaming.

People are obsolete

Like Jesus!

Yeah the apostrophe after “fuckin” jumped out at me as 100% not him.

Oh my god I was just on it

Meanwhile Bob Dylan’s hawking AI fanfic on Patreon.

Makes me wish I still had a Netflix account so I could cancel it.

Bezos is a bootlicker, though, no?

I didn’t watch the Joe Rogan interview with Pierre Pollievre because fuck those guys. I did, however, make the mistake of scanning through the comments beneath said video, and now I’m depressed.

Long time coming, but I’m finally getting sieges in Dwarf Fortress. I love that I’m no longer able to just weather every storm with a long enough trap hallway.

Where can I see season 1

Baxter is such an ass.