Gar Ender, Assassin for Hire

(Specialized in Jim Davis)

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It ST. LOUIS—Voicing frustration as he discussed his lack of even the most rudimentary skills, local man Henry Right told reporters Monday that he had finally gotten good enough at his new hobby to under...

“I picked up the guitar last year, and after endless hours of private lessons and online tutorials, I’ve now learned enough to realize that I have no idea what I’m doing with this instrument,” said the 45-year-old content strategist

Imminent crimening in progress...

Honest Government Ad | The Ensh*ttenment YouTube video by thejuicemedia

The Government™ has made an ad about the era we're living through, and it's surpsingly honest and informative.

To add insult to injury, the key doesn't just send a single virtual keycode like a normal key would, it actually sends "Shift + Win + F23" - did they vibe engineer the shift outta it? 🫩

Oooh! Recursion!

Spiders all the way down!

🥳🤝

Not having spent a thought on them for ages, this just made me check - aaand I'm blocked...

Huh - neat... 🥳

What, they're not all in on NFTs?

All those AI-ified ad images look like Bored Vapes to me... 😒

Here's all of peopleWatching in one YouTube video! I didn't realize we'd produced *5 hours* of this series, but we have, and that's pretty great. I'm so glad it's out there to show what independent shows can achieve. Watch here:

youtu.be/MmheeYgaUV8?...

Let it RIP

DO YO WANT TO QUIT WITHOUT SAVING?

YES NO RETRY REINSTALL

She Holds Me Like This YouTube video by Frugit

youtu.be/Hic3jjoT_CU?...

...aaand you failed - to spoil it, that is... 🙃

Poker Night at the Inventory always had at least has one rabbity thing at the table...

Was it really open, tho? Would more expect it to have been highly classified... 🤔

[insert city name here]

That should in no way shape or form by your problem; if Patreon screwed up they need to repay you from their own coffers if they misinformed you into paying too much tax...

That's a bit on the butt, isn't it? 🫠

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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...und das Geld kommt von der Bank... (Sumsi, anyone?)

First Bicycle Day, now this?! 😵‍💫

See also: Lenovo? Support? In THIS economy?

bsky.app/profile/davi...

DOOM (1993) or DOOM (2016)? 🤔

Happy 2nd anniversary to Coffee Talk Ep. 2: Hibiscus & Butterfly!🌺🦋

Thank you to all of you for the love and supports, can't make it this far without you guys! 🥳❤️

🎨 Art by Junkipatchi

I guess you meant the 3rd anniversary, like it says in the image? 🙃

I lol'd... 😁

Tomodachi Ravioli...