Curfew for cosplay

"Breaking news: accused killer claims innocence" Ain't news

Benny Hill being chased by angry "saucy" nurses - and some robots - in a park.

You know we've lost our way as a species when we build running robots and our first thought is to get them to do the Beijing half marathon and not to re-enact classic bawdy Benny Hill sexpest chase sequences in the park.

Leo: "don't let the door hit yer arse.."

The "solution" will be to ban conventions at the Showgrounds

I will say it again. Warfare in the technological age has changed everything.

We don’t need to spend $380bn on subs.

I'm not a strategist, but if the US wanted Iran to stop its blockade, wouldn't stopping theirs have helped?

Where's the Blue Nun?

But only if they're carrying renewable electricity

Their ancestors used to leave wind breaks but now it too is cropped, I didn't even see a fire break around the boundary.

Michael Weiss: Trump could ring up a reporter and tell him Mojtaba Khomeini has agreed to run the Kennedy Center and this would qualify as breaking news.

Ns surprise that a Secretary of Defense who gets his Bible verses from "Pulp Fiction" gets his military strategies from "Catch-22".

he'll blame it on wind farms smehow

Ah, yes, our Salt of the Earth Stewards of the Land! tell them that trees play havoc with renewables, and they'll plant them by the millions

ABC Landline just now showed a farmer standing in treeless paddocks wondering how he can encourage birds back to naturally control insect pests in his monoculture crop seems like the ultimate ignorant comment?

“Despite the ceasefire”
Looks like Israel is showing its usual respect for agreements and international norms

Must be accompanied by the adjectival phrase "eye watering" to count

I don’t feel like most deaths in detention just happen. They’re due to deliberate neglect. It’s murder or at least manslaughter

Coachella Cancels Weekend 2 After Drugs Found On Festival Grounds INDIO, CA—Expressing shock and disappointment at the conduct of so-called music fans, representatives for concert promoter Goldenvoice announced Friday that Coachella’s second weekend had been cancele...

“After discovering what we believe to be illegal substances within the bounds of Empire Polo Club, we have made the difficult decision to cancel Coachella weekend two,” read a statement released by Coachella co-founder Paul Tollett

Fucking hilarious to call long term unemployment “downward mobility,” as if it’s just an issue of loss of status

Patel has publicly proclaimed that the FBI needs to demonstrate that it is “fierce,” and officials I spoke with said he was fixated on that image in private, as well. He recently expressed frustration with the look of FBI merchandise, complaining that it isn’t intimidating enough. Officials have grown accustomed to such behavior, and they have learned to roll their eyes at it. But they said the absurdity masks real concerns about what Patel’s leadership has meant for an institution that the country relies on for national security and the safety of its citizens. “Part of me is glad he’s wasting his time on bullshit, because it’s less dangerous for rule of law, for the American public,” one official told me, “but it also means we don’t have a real functioning FBI director.”

also notable that FBI officials share my take on Kash, which is that him being a drunken party animal is actually sort of the best case scenario in terms of what else he could be doing with his time

Yeah, but here's the problem proud but dim-witted people who have power..

There’s something sickening about witnessing scammers like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Piers Morgan pretending to be shocked that Trump has turned out to be a rapist and a war mongering thug.

They both knew exactly what Trump was from the start. Attaching themselves to him was just profitable.

Honestly, I’m wondering who is actually *paying* these consultants. Or at least who is paying them more.

Yes, it's "squit"

Don’t use “skeet.”

100%. I live in the UK and I am here to tell you that single-payer, universal, free healthcare is a GODSEND.

Between Henry Ergas deciding to lecture the Pope on theology, and Josh Szeps on those shirker kids with their so called "disabilities" truly a stand out day for Australian media mediocrities talking about shit they don't understand. Your ocean is ready sirs, please walk into it.

One of Lillison's best

what’s your favourite bible verse? (wrong answers only)

Oh pointy birds
Oh pointy pointy
Anoint their heads
Anointy nointy