Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life.

Do you ever think about penis

I guess this could be considered a #print shot for #mcm #monochromemonday …seems #gay enough. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Barnabas Collins made his first appearance on Dark Shadows today, April 18, in 1967.

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I’ve never met a cat I didn’t love immediately

I'm so sorry my dog barked at you. Maybe next time don't exist within 10 miles of my house. This is on you.

No offense but why would you decide to go big if the other option is to go home

#Truth

If you reply "can I bring my cat?" you'll be invited to way less stuff.

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"It turns out that pets also have last wills before they die, but only known to vets who put old and sick animals to sleep." Twitter user Jesse Dietrich asked a vet what the hardest part of his job was. The specialist replied without hesitation that the hardest thing for him was…

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A lobotomy would be nice

This is a victory for the LGBTQ+ community and for our entire city. It’s a reminder that New Yorkers won’t let our history be rewritten.

Our administration will keep working to ensure LGBTQ+ New Yorkers can live safely and with dignity in our city.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

(I'm NOT deleting my post below 👇)

sorry to get political but we should probably avoid electing unmedicated, clinically insane people as president in the future

Happy Monday ☀️

#artofmale

Not me catching #print two years ago. Gotta love a great #gay #mcm #monochromemonday 👀

people who meow back at cats are hot

Is this art? Folks on IG seem to think so 🤣💦

Screencap of two posts back to back. The first from @ksc10 says Christ in h*rny. The second from @qalyon says I’m too tired to be horny.

My last two brain cells:

There is now no dispute, that this President is the worst President in the history of America.

A crudely made sign stand of bundled bamboo held together with wire, upon which is mounted a roughly made sign of a single piece of wood, painted black, on which someone has crudely written BOOKS with an arrow pointing to the right, in a street somewhere.

When I know it's definitely a trap, but I'm going anyway.

Good Afternnoon✨

Pavel Tchelitchew ~ Anemones, 1932

First look at Sarah Paulson's return as Cordelia Goode in AMERICAN HORROR STORY 13.

Premiering this September.

Photo Credit: Ryan Murphy

Emma Roberts is back as Madison Montgomery in AMERICAN HORROR STORY 13 this September.