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Posts by Gavin Jasper
That means a lot.
Casting aside, is it wrong that I think that Dan being Ken's shitty hype man is kind of an inspired take on the character?
Watched the Black Cauldron for the first time and it's something to see the Horned King's stock fall before your eyes. Spends the entire movie looking awesome, sounding awesome, and having a totally metal plan for world domination... then he immediately loses and dies because a child shoves him away
the Moon Child devs opening bsky
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD
I AM FINE I AM INNOCENT
*starts cracking up uncontrollably*
This gag was always one of my favorites, but having seen the movie Coherence last night, this hit a lot harder.
Watching the boy scouts episode of the Simpsons and it sticks out to me that one of the jokes is "it's absurd that children would know who Ernest Borgnine is and be excited to see him," when he was a few years away from being Mermaid Man.
Also, did all the camper dads get killed off-screen? Dark.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, Hot Shots, Hot Shots Part Deux, Coherence, Mulholland Drive, Buckaroo Banzai, Coneheads, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Rockula, Superman 4, Supergirl, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Haunted Mansion, The Northman, O'Dessa (2/2)
Considering tomorrow's date, here's some stuff I'd suggest watching: Darby O'Gill and the Little People, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, That Punky Brewster episode in the cave, Godzilla vs. Kong, RiffTrax doing the Super Mario Bros movie, RiffTrax doing Gumby: The Movie, Freddy vs. Jason, (1/2)
I recommend it.
What I'm watching tonight. Giant Gonzalez knew how to act!
Can Moon Child be in the next Super Mario movie?
Orange Cassidy with Fast Five. This is canon.
Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.
And Bryan Cranston's in it!
Say her name and...excuse me? @maffewgregg.bsky.social
There's a race to be on top. The competition doesn't stop. Mixing with the ladies fair. Being charming debonair.
FINALLY, Ken and Duke are going to officially throw down.
"Fool! I know who I am! Doom is the Doom playing the Doom, disguised as another Doom!"
Yeah, but they covered up his neck tattoo, so it's not all bad.
It’s a real testament to John Hardwick’s performance that every single meme featuring Dale is instantaneously and irrevocably imbued with The Voice
I LIKE THAT! I'M GONNA USE THAT!
If I had a nickel for every 2026 movie based on a fighting game where a has-been rich asshole martial artist from California is offered redemption by being recruited into a tournament that is actually a vehicle to save the world from an evil overlord, I'd have two nickels, etc. etc.
So is WrestleMania going to have a Fingerpoke of Doom?
Well, that was ballsy as hell. #AEWDynamite
A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast
Principal Witt watching Barbie in theaters.