That’s a pretty good dill.

My great (x8) grandfather signed the declaration of independence.

Ken Paxton exclusively uses Miracle Whip.

My guess is he knew he was getting a medal either way would be my guess. But I’m just scatter shooting here.

By constitutional law the two USA gold medal hockey teams now will fully run the government. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. That amount of gold is an automatic qualification for the Oval Office.

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Nope they kith

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This honey hungry bastard too…

Fun fact wearing just a t-shirt can be classified as a onesie if you’re brave enough.

Damn, sorry to hear that. Crazy how things can change in a blink of an eye.

Dallas stars always have the best 1.b goalies, not backup goalies. Good dude DeSmith for example.

Dak should press charges and make their minds explode

Let’s try to see people defending doing something so gross.

Always a good feeling when people scarf down and devour your meat.

Hell yeah! Favorite Uncle for sure.

Damn that looks amazing. I’d kill for a setup like that.

You’d be a war hero if you brought them some of those donut store pigs in a blanket in addition to donuts.

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Sure, when there is no stud finder around.

Oh man, I wish!

I just made my kids watch that performance just the other day haha

I feel bad for the newer generations that have never experienced a concert without a phone in their hand or have them held up in front of them. All the phones nowadays take the luster of of live shows.

How this would be beneficial in a world full of so much garbage shows and movies is beyond me. Instead of making better content let’s just make a lot more shittier content… shooting themselves in the foot

Strikes me as a bidet kinda guy. As the 11th commandment says “Thou shall not use single ply.”

Big socket gets away with bamboozling us again

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You never know what may come knocking

Or they could just take it to the car wash…. Oh wait…