In my heart he’s one of the girls. Always brings it home 💜💕

The chest is chesting 🫦

Fuck 🥵

Go on... worship them.

Great color on you and off of you 💕

I’m in a monogamous relationship with Machoke and this homewrecker shows up on my lawn

Gym rat in black shorts and a tank at the gym looking tired but accomplished

Still kicking. Resting a bad arm has been keeping me out of the gym, and not feeling great about the days I do make it… and Pokopia is taking over my life but really it’s the former causing the latter 🫠

🏋️‍♂️

Natural poppers 👃

*howling noises*

Question: do we pronounce Zynx like Zinc and Sphinx or with a French J (je m’appelle Jynx)?

… and Ch’Ding helped

Good boy!

I actually have been slacking on Pokopia and just laser focused on completing the dex in Fire Red…

I set up ACE to help me fill in the blanks with version exclusives and trade evolutions. 🥷🤓

Puerto Vallarta? 👀 😆

Thick in all the right ways! I’ll help with the cardio if you really think you need it 😌

Give me the strength to open Pokopia only to complete my house build and move the Pokemon to build the next in the queue and NOTHING ELSE I NEED TO SLEEP PLEASE 🙏🤲😭

One hundred percent

Add another gym crush to the pile

Good boy, flipping is the best of both worlds

So the cut is going well

😆

Do you need a hot personal trainer? 💪🏻

“Why are you single??”

“I was reading Austen and Brontë, and nobody ever measured up to that. I guess I was waiting for something exceptional.”

(Has not read Austen or Brontë but does quote Fifty Shades of Grey)

👋🥴

Hi pup!

Lucky Sobble

Karim, never change 🥴🔥

You look solid! Nice work! 💪

Whenever you’re in town we’ll take class and hit the showers after 🫡