Iconic

Visiting my husband’s family farm in upstate NY & it’s honestly how a lot of scary movies start.

Ooooof

I miss the way Joe Biden used to laugh at MTG and Lauren Boebert 🤭😂

People aren’t talking enough about the fastball specials in the final issue of NYX.

I know I’m a stupid bitch but I’ll always be crushing on Julian Keller.

Love

Would you believe me if I told you more than 1 person was wearing this rainbow shirt at a pride outing 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

What pride month is about, a 90s comic miniseries focused around a fan fave lgbtq+ character being framed for murder bc of prejudices & coin. Northstar was always mother.

Ok this cooked 🔥🔥🔥

"WhY dO wE nEeD gAy PrIdE MoNTh"

Exhibit A:

If you won't listen to me, maybe you'll listen to Lucy Liu...

Split image: Magneto in his classic Xmen costume, text reads May 31. Magneto in his cunty Xmen 97 outfit, text reads June 1, pride flag.

If I was on Death's hit list l'd be so easy to kill solely bc of the amount of candles I burn. #finaldestination

Petition to get @davidmarquez.bsky.social to draw Wolverine from here on out. 🍆

Taking this kind of energy into my Saturday

Hive-mind help me, if my gym has carpet do I call 311 or 911?

The snack pickles too. God bless self check out w/ charcuterie dragon breath

👏👏👏

No coincidence my 9 year sober anniversary was on Thanksgiving. 9 years & I’m grateful for clearer eyes & a softer heart. It’s a good life.
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Character-the willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life-is the source from which self-respect springs. #joandidion #nine #sober #sobriety

Whenever I’m worried that AI is going to take my job I remember someone at a conference told me their robot could draw a picture of me then gave me this…

‘NOBODY,BUT NOBODY --BUT PSYCHOPATHS AND GARBAGE MEN - GET LIP THIS EARLY...
AND NONE O'THEM WOLILD BE CRAZY ENOLIGH TO JOG, T'BOOT!
Jubilee words of wisdom. #xmen #marvel #generationx

My brother stuck this bumper sticker on my car this weekend when I wasn’t looking & I forgot until today while I was driving to a work function.

That part 🥹😮‍💨

Mentally I’m still here

#agathaallalong

Now you can't tell me this broad isn't a Death Eater. 🐍💀 #harrypotter