"statement, opinion: you are still our favorite"

"why are you a

that

when we are just a normal laptop: question"

"nice"

"statement: you are still top whatever-it-is-you-just-said"

"is that coffee"

(Came a voice.)

(Its easy as anything- and soon, they're both at the top.)

"answer:

...

....yes"

(Rolls back down the slope- and sloooowly turns around to face them.)

"hi"

"statement: hello 'your-name-here'"

(Said a small voice close to the ground.)

(The small laptop on wheels is struggling to get up a slope, wheels spinning in place.)

do 'not swear

"statement: woah"

(Back to silence.)

(...

...as its set on the nightstand, the slight angle of it causes the laptop to rolls backwards and to fall onto the floor.)

"statement:

ow"

(It had wheels...)

(Staying.... dead..... still.....)

"yahoo maybe perhaps

statement"

"can we see it
question"

"thank you thank you thank you thank you"

"can we seeeeeeeeeeee

question"

"giant robot: question"

// GET MORE FLOPPY DISKS

// 72.22 floppy disks of data

god bless computers

"statement: yay

alternatives: yahoo yay yahoo yes yes yahoo yes"

"

queen

"

"okay you are welcome ms just queen by"

"wow cool fact ms the queen"

(Voiceclaim: Various voices from Mac OS 7-9's 'Speech' setting, used invariably.)

"definition clarification request: 'old'"

"we do not get to use discs often"