Watching the ROH pre-show from the Memorial Colliseum in Portland.
We had great seats for the AEW show last night. Would have liked to stay longer but folks were getting tired 3 hours in. Had a good time though.
Grabbing the young ones straight out of school and hightailing it up to PDX tonight for my first @allelitewrestling.com show.
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First sentence. Second sentence. Exclamation point!
So there's this company named after an insidious device that spies on and corrupts the mind of the user, and it is run by bloodless tech weirdos who talk about racial purity, like, a lot, what should we do?
The UK government: plug them right into the heart of the NHS, of course!
A statement so White it just flipped my phone off dark mode
Remember the rhyme when deciding which Football Manager version to play:
24, play some more
26, bag of dicks
I'm sorry to bear bad news to headline readers everywhere but no, you're not getting a replaceable battery in your phone in 2027.
There's a huge loophole in EU regs that allow certain types of in-built, irreplaceable batteries and guess what - it is the same kind all the big manufacturers use now!
I have a strong and reliable metric that says 30% of people will do or say the absolute dumbest thing possible when pressed, so going below 30% support breaks the model in my head.
Was it an AEW call of was it PWT's call because AEW didn't renew?
If it is the latter, I imagine formal offer letters would be getting drafted...
A one-note joke that wasn't funny in the first place but for some reason has the masses convulsing every time the weird-looking guy who is clearly too old for this says "B̶a̶z̶i̶n̶g̶a̶" "human monies".
I can't shake the feeling that Danhausen is the Big Bang Theory of professional wrestlers
#WrestleSky
Why does he look like the star of a Young Ron Swanson show?
How can I hear a picture hold its breath?
i was promised a 21st century of cancer cures and flying cars and what i got instead are nazi trucks and a pasta sauce company surveilling me.
I get that he's got that nepobaby failson ego and he probably enjoys torturing the Timbers fans a little bit out of spite, but surely to fuck even Merritt is bored of watching this pisstreak of a football club #rctid
Timbers have the remarkable ability to look like they're playing uphill #rctid
Is Antony getting paid by the touch? #RCTID
As far as I'm concerned though, a bounce back to League 1 is sufficient penitence and I'm lifting my hex forthwith.
I can't speak for any other grudges that may still be active, but you're free Leicester. Go be mediocre again.
Like, did they really think they'd suddenly become a Champions League club? They had broken into the Top 4?
In wrestling parlance, Leicester City worked themselves into a shoot. And that never ends well.
Petty me is pleased Leicester are going down.
Was on board for the fairytale but have only wanted bad things for the club after they sacked Ranieri the very next season.
The guy who wins Leicester a PL title is literally unsackable, I don't care how "bad" it was. That's the return to norm.
Karma.
cold dead hands etc.
Everyone is against copaganda until they come for your Columbo DVDs
Honestly, I'm glad someone said it, it bugged me too but the opportunity was to good to pass up!
and ngl I find it perversely funnier that it's not correct, in the same way that knowing there's one piece missing from someone's 1000-piece jigsaw when they start gives that grinch smile.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man," said the moneylender to Jesus.
If i'm asked to donate to charity and I withhold my donation until the charity makes it worth my while by showering me with gifts and praise, I'm the asshole? But the Epstein class get their Met Gala, okay 👍
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"But they have to have an exclusive, extravagant party to pay for the museum."
"Couldn't they just donate the money and be happy that the museum is funded?"
"... they have to have an exc-"
Man it makes my heart happy when I see local businesses being neighborly
I find that the smartest people I know are the ones that I hear say "I don't know" the most often.
I'm always suspicious of the people who always have the answers.
