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Posts by Glenn Cilantro

Pussy?

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Me: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Priest: Please note that this is general advice only and you should read the PDS and T’s & C’s. Go on.

6 days ago 1 0 0 0

I post, therefore I am.

6 days ago 3 0 0 0

Can I whip my cream in your bowl though? (Sorry).

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

Karaoaky?

4 months ago 3 0 0 0

Gary and Karen.

4 months ago 1 0 0 0
The Cure - Shiver And Shake (Live 1995)
The Cure - Shiver And Shake (Live 1995) YouTube video by curedtc4

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4 months ago 3 1 0 0
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“God Bless Eleanor and all who sail in her”

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
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What does Big Vanilla have on you?

5 months ago 2 0 0 0

Before midnight?

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

“Clean up in Aisle 5”

5 months ago 2 0 0 0

Ashes? What did they burn?

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

4 lamp clover. Lucky for some.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

Saw three classic cars on the left there. But I put all my Super into bull bars. Cant lose.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

Sounds like a good idea for a song. Imagine.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

My first few days as Security Manager at the Louvre going well. Saving heaps in wages.

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

I’m not allowed to take the keyboard out of the house. Grandma said.

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

If I’m not there at sunrise, start without me.

6 months ago 3 0 1 0
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I’m effluent in several languages.

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

Violently happy.

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

fig-newton mechanics.

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

I have a license for concealed carry (sawn-off 12 inch sub).

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

Must Wear Prescription Glasses at Night Melon

8 months ago 31 4 2 4

Hot AND fresh? Those were the days.

8 months ago 2 0 1 0

Slightly diminish a band:

Alice in Zip Ties

8 months ago 2 1 1 3

Slightly diminish a band:

Jesus and Mary Chain of Christian supply stores.

*franchises available.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Slightly diminish a band:

Mashing Pumpkins.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Took me a second but got it eventually (by squinting).

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

The Neatles.

Very tidy.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

You’re a scallywag.

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