Picture of a packet of Xtra hot n fiery Nik Nak crisps.

Inedible in other words.

I have summoned the leader of KP foods to answer for this.

Flood by They Might Be Giants was released on 15 Jan 1990.

Do you remember what you were doing when this hit the record shops?

I don't as I was too busy with galactic domination, but not in a kinky way.

I want to see every train carriage & bus in the country plastered with this sign. Every wall. Every seat back. Hell, put it on the ceilings.

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Photo of embroidered T shirt logo based on weather symbols in the shape of crudely drawn male genetalia.

@leifb73.bsky.social Specially for you.

When citizens of the Empire became this stupid with banthas, two options were available, eradication of banthas, or eradication of the stupid.

There is now a thriving population of banthas on Tatooine.

It's how you hack WiFi connected adult toys.

Enough is enough. It's time the Empire stepped in to sort your shit show out humans.

I've ordered the Death Star into the solar system to carry out defensive strikes on US and Israeli targets in order to prevent any further defensive strikes by aforementioned parties.

The Empire has signed a treaty with the Swiss Guard to prevent US turboclowns attempting to invade Vatican City.

It's for housewives and against immigrants.

Straight down the Westlink and home faster than a Sunday night.

I only have a vague memory of it.

That the one Richard Chamberlain was in?

Their plan is to continue to take the Empire's cash handouts and seeing how long they can keep it going.

It's a penis screw from the middle ages.

Stewart Lee: Kanye West’s banned. Meanwhile certain people get away with antisemitism scot-free Obviously, rap stars advertising swastika T-shirts during the Super Bowl is unacceptable. There seem to be different rules for another kind of racism in Britain

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Perfect summation, with two daughters this was always a worry. The warnings and extreme precautions we had to make just because some men are vile criminal thugs. They aren't real men , but pathetic cowards who can't find relationships without abuse. Women deserve respect not physical attacks.

I've said this for years about Palpatine.

Sounds like the 'protectors of women' have been getting involved.

Hegseth. Vance. Trump.

Not one of them would qualify for an administrative or political roll of any kind in the Empire.

Cleaning out trash compactors is where you'd find them.

Sounds like just the sort of protest Belfastdud and the other neanderthals could get involved in.

The US needn't think it can negotiate with the Empire by sending a couple of willy waving clowns to do adult work.

Your spoon. Or not your spoon. That is the question.

As soon as the the price of a unit fusion matter increased, space stations bumped their prices. Now that it's dropped 13%, you can bet the consumer won't benefit for some time.

Hmmmmm. Even junior officers of the Empire would know the simple answer is to lie. Can't imagine US military to be different, given their Liar in Chief.

You'll pardon my indifference to humans travelling round the back of the moon. Get back to me when you've seen Dantooine with your own eyes.

Across the Empire today, we celebrate the rising of the Lord Vader after Rebel Alliance Scum™ tried to end his life.

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An AT-AT in the hand is worth two in the bush.