I need to learn to mix music, there are too many songs I need to hear mixed

Why are yall arguing with a white man about collard greens?

Today, I’m considering becoming a minimalist with a capsule wardrobe 😂

Previously hung clothes on the floor of closet the has collapsed under the weight of it all

I don’t know if I’m supposed to call ghostbusters or who 😩🤦🏾‍♀️

Clearly I’m not “ top notch hoes” this month because I’ ve been getting handed the lesser

I gotta figure out how to turn this Wagon Wednesday into Hump Day for me

👏🏽👏🏽

Make it sweeter Lord, I’m ready

And it’s so strong omg 🫩😖

Working my last 4 hours today.

I just want it to get back hot

I’m finna be big. I’m too hungry for anything else.

Right, because I’m right across the street from Wegman’s rn!

🤝🏽

Also, I need rest and relaxation

Singapore noodles or

Combo chow mein and egg rolls

Thanks ☺️

I went outside

I miss living dangerously

In my new house the toilet isn’t in it’s own separate closet. I’ve never shared a bathroom like this, this is so… intimate 😩

you can be having the worst time in life and here comes your car making an expensive noise

😮‍💨

Insomnia beating my ass

Wine her.
Dine her.
Eat her vaginer.

That damn smoke detector beeping for longer than a day

I was “earthy” and they were good for the earth or whatever 😂.

I never had a Crocs phase though

I was in love with Tom’s

Sometimes I just want to be mute.

I’ll just call ur phone randomly no warning no nothing.

Happy birthday baby jet set!