Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

Gimli: i never thought I'd die without trying some elf pussy Legolas: what about some elf bussy? Gimli: *inquisitive look*

Bsky's broken so nobody will see me post this

My piece for the Halsin zine 💚

#bg3 #halsin

A screenshot of a thread on X (formerly Twitter). The original post is by Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) and reads: "Gay surrogacy and gay adoption are predicated on the idea that gay men (or women) have a 'right' to become parents. This idea is not only morally insane but also logically incoherent. It’s exactly like jumping off a building and claiming that you have the right to fly. Nobody has the right to defy the laws of nature. Where would such a right even originate? Two men cannot be parents. It’s impossible. Doesn’t matter how they feel or what they want. It cannot be. The only 'right' at issue here is the right of the child. And the child has a right to be raised by a mother and a father, not two men masquerading as mother and father." Jenna Ellis (@realJennaEllis) replies: "This same logic is the reason Obergefell should be overturned. Two men do not have a 'right' to be married either." Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) replies to Jenna Ellis: "Absolutely" The bottom of the screenshot shows the timestamp: 1:28 PM · Apr 19, 2026.

All the transphobic pick me gays will have it coming when they're done with us.

We told you so.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

People need to STFU about the “value” of Madonna. She stood with us in the 80s when Reagan & a whole lot of awful people in power were only too happy to commit a barely passive genocide of gay and genderqueer people by doing NOTHING about AIDS.

And if you were a Gen X pre-teen girl she was a GOD.

TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Unicorn DESCRIPTION: A purple dappled horse with flowing purple-to-blue main and tail looks out with a slightly empty-brain look. She has a purple-to-green spiral horn sticking out of her forehead. Her legs fade to a darker purple and end in purple feathering. She walks on a sparkling green grass, and is surrounded by pink sparkles. JOKES: - Imagine going through life, asking at every meal, “COULD IKEBAB THIS?” - Teeth are perfectly straight. (Because magic is the ultimate orthodontist.) - Her muscles are purely decorative…and disintegrate upon any actual labor. - 90% of her waking hours are spent prancing. - (pointing to her horn) Enclosed bounce houses are a nightmare. - Her mane has more volume than all the hair-metal bands of 1989. - That ain’t sparkly magic. That’s crippling dandruff. - Has a highly curated playlist for walking slowly through backlit mist. - Thinks horses are “total uggos” —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of a Unicorn

Yes Please! <3

Can I offer you a chibi Halsin in this trying time?

I deliver a friend

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

because CD players, walkmans, and VCRs usually fucking worked and did precisely what was asked of them without relogging in and syncing and re-entering passwords and getting confirmation codes and doing 2FA with out TV and phone and clicking a fake "remember me" box that's fucking why

the cover of POUNDED BY EXTREME EXHAUSTION AFTER A TRIP TO THE GROCERY STORE THAT IS SOMEHOW WILDLY DISPROPORTIONATE TO HOW TIRED YOU’D EXPECT TO FEEL AFTER SHOPPING featuring a smiling bearded man with no shirt on he is handsome. he is in the store and there is a sentient shopping cart next to him with Zs floating out of it

why the HECK is is so tiring? enjoy new tingler POUNDED BY EXTREME EXHAUSTION AFTER A TRIP TO THE GROCERY STORE THAT IS SOMEHOW WILDLY DISPROPORTIONATE TO HOW TIRED YOU’D EXPECT TO FEEL AFTER SHOPPING out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GXC3LLB1 or true buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...

After selling out our initial screenings in hours, Cinemas are adding MORE 🇺🇸 U.S. showtimes through to June 18!

DC: TLA is also now playing in 🇦🇺 Australia, 🇳🇿 New Zealand & 🇻🇪 Venezuela!!

Oceania screenings begin June 5 (AUS & NZ) to align with rest of the world!
More countries coming soon!

fucking hell that's a lot

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

This is it. The FINALE to Digital Circus is coming June 19!!! And as a special surprise... the finale will be screened alongside ep 8 starting June 4th - TWO weeks early - IN US, LATIN AMERICA, JAPAN AND CANADIAN THEATRES! Tickets are available right now!

Who is gonna make fan art of Amir Talai's Hazbin AU fic and or perform it as a stage play?

About 45% of pet ownership is walking by them and badly singing little songs that integrate their names. If you can’t do this, then I’m sorry, you are not ready for the responsibilities of owning a pet.

it sucks that ai has replaced clip art for the average american jackoff. I may not have appreciated a bad mspaint of snoopy dressed as a gangster with glittery gif text saying "I may be a bad bitch but I love our troops and the bible" but I could at least respect the artifice.

I think about this post almost every day

bsky.app/profile/ianb...

They pu t him in the lung #markiplier #tofu #snake #ironlung

Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

I just tried to "up dog" my seven year old nephew.

"hey, do you have up dog?"

Him: "Yeah!" And runs off to his room.

He comes back with a toy: the dog from "Up".

"it's the Up Dog"

Damn he got me

Call off the hunt, I found the Easter Eggs…