Yeah but you’re FUN chaos lolol

Also contrary to popular belief, bad attention is not, in fact, better than any attention at all.

There are some people who are committed to being chaotic, and no amount of reason, logic or patience will change that

The Morning Papers
The Greatest Romance That’s Ever Been Sold
Adore
Nothing Compares 2U
The Beautiful Ones

Lmaooo “Free my boy Stu! It was just a little crack!”

Ehhhhh there are people who know better than to impose their beliefs on others. Evangelicals just aren’t capable.

Yesssss we love cilantro over here

I’m so sorry. Seriously.

[Cut to: Jamie in a holding cell]

Woman: What’d they get you for?
Me: Showing cleavage 🥴

Brb telling my cousins in Cleveland that I can’t visit them bc their state legislature is fucking unhinged

So what you’re saying is that my 38Hs should steer clear of the Buckeye State. Gotcha.

I really wish I could stop reading news stories about women and/or children dying at the hands of their partners tho

Thank you guys for all the bday wishes for Pookers. He had a good weekend. 😊

Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter for 13 years over bizarre reason The girl hasn't seen her father for at least 13 years because he suddenly decided to disappear from her life.

is it because he's in a cult

You and these captions are taking me doooooown

We're going to make so much progress when the Democrats crumble

An incredibly dim people

That’s his “listening to music” face

EWEGUISE. I have a brand new 16 year old!

Sheila E | A Love Bizarre

youtu.be/56gpwl6cohc

Gonna go ahead and let you know this, Bill Lee is a white supremacist so are the constituents who voted him in (and even a few who didn't). That's how all of what he is doing and the language Lee is using in that resolution possible.

What is time?!

A young 10th Grade Roommate in a blue and yellow sweater sitting on the couch

10th Grade Roommate’s gonna be 16 tmrw.

Gonna be high rez photos of him doing lines on a giraffe

wow, i wonder if anyone's been saying this is what the plan was for homeless folks for years now, especially after building all those facilities that can facilitate such slavery?

most of you reading this probably.

fuckin ghouls makin corpses of us all

Mmhmm. A reason to live again.

I already know who’s gonna take the baby. #ThePitt