Big things* coming in 2026

*it’s music and a couple shows, it’s always new music and a couple shows, we don’t control anything else.

Holding a broken microphone stand while Chris goes absolutely hog wild on some drums

Rocked the damn mic in half tonight

Me and the fellas

Tweet: all music is in 4/4 if u stop trying to count it like a dumb nerd

Got a writing session with Jason tonight and he has no idea how many woahs I’m bringing

YUP.

Thanks bud!

A text to the band reading: “Okay I'm not suggesting it but that bass riff in "The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang is kinda nasty with it”

Starting shit in the band chat

Hey Florgoth! We’re finally starter pack ready! Can you add us to the next one!

The other one is a new song called “Our Vampires” which came out of a jam we were doing before the show. It’s a little formless at the moment but I’m excited about it.

I wrote a quick draft of this song a couple months ago called “You Never Give It Away” about dudes who get mad at women with OnlyFans accounts for not posting nudes for free but it’s more about how people expect things from you that aren’t theirs to ask for.

First practice since the show tonight and I’m rolling in with drafts of two new songs

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

Graham playing bass and singing

Jason playing guitar with Chris in the background on the drums

It’s Chris on the drums.

We’re just a couple of Western Mass dads playing millennial classic rock and writing our own songs that sound like the alt rock radio we grew up on.

I like this picture because it establishes plausible deniability if I play bass with a pick (I do)

It’s Chris and he’s playing his drums!

Jason’s guitar, Chris is on drums in the back ground

All green guitar band

It’s me! Playing the bass at this show!

The difference between Taylor Swift and me is I’d rather rip my own teeth out than share any recording from the songwriting process

Still waiting to get my mitts on some pictures from last night but in the meantime enjoy my favorite picture from last year’s show.

Gave away the last of the stickers last night from the 2023 porchfest we cancelled on when we couldn’t make the rain date. Out of my house!

It’s both cold and wet out there

Our guitarists brother in law throws a truly massive BBQ every IP weekend and this is the second year we’ve headlined

That was so much fun tonight, video and pictures coming soon

We’re going on around 6. There are tents for the rain, can’t stop the music

We’re going on around 6. There are tents for the rain, can’t stop the music

The allegations are true: we have blown the fuse on the stage playing songs from the K Pop Demon Hunters score through the PA but it’s fixed now.

Amplifiers and a drum kit on an elevated stage surrounded by hay bales and pumpkins.

The stage so far. We are gonna get so rained on.

We’re going on around 6 so what am I supposed to do all day? NOT post?!

Big show today though so I’m getting this account off the ground