I've had two hours sleep (on the plane), I've walked 26km and I never managed to find a beer.

Lech was worth it though ❤️

No conical flasks in the centrifuge please

Multi-million pound Kynren theme park to open in Bishop Auckland in 2026 The creators of Kynren have announced a multi-million-pound theme park will open in Bishop Auckland in 2026.

Please let this happen.

The UK is sorely lacking for story based attractions, also great for the North East to get something like this ❤️

www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/2493091...

Went to Poland in January and got sunburn

How's your Saturday?

Excited for tomorrow!

Toxicator press release gives me two thoughts:

A) that's not how centrifugation works
B) how bad would a nemesis saliva pellet smell? 🤢

Still not as bad science as the Sub-terra queueline video though

Petition to get all the players name tags for The Traitors season 4?

Back row, being pulled over RTH's top hat is the perfect way to get the year

Yorkshire pudding dipped in custard has been a relevation and I can't believe it's taken me this long to discover it

Closed season who?

Forgot how intense Olympia Looping is, and Wilde Maus XXL has claimed my left knee and my buttocks 💀

Yeah trains suck this morning, but people who block the doorways and refuse to budge up just make the whole thing worse

Nice to see Rachel Reeves is setting up some great investments for the British Economy

Post the bottom 5 of your Wrapped

First time that Britney hasn't made it to the top 5

Somehow, Chapell Roan is nowhere near my top songs and I demand a recount

But also low-key loving the zero overlap between top songs and top artists

First blackpool closing weekend? Completed it mate.

If you'll now excuse me I'm going to finish off my rennies and prayer for a swift recovery

When you're done with your lunch so you make some art with the aluminium foil

Who said money doesn't buy happiness?

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

One of the best things about The Ride To Happiness is seeing your mates living their best lives ❤️

Make that two beers and you got yourself a deal

I'd rather do last train of the day on Typhoon 💀

How could you do me dirty like this with a pre ride photo?

Look at how much hope I had

Forever iconic 😅

It was like a shame cred but without the +1

Not to mentioned the traumatised children from the queueline 😅

Mulled wine was an infinitely better choice than Feng Ju round 2 (2Feng2Jurious?)

I will never understand the madhouse hype (though your face on Cassandra was a treat)

Favourite: HP & The Forbidden Journey (Spiderman was down before you fight me)

OverRated: The Haunting/Hex

Underated: Madam Fruendenreich Curiosites

Wish I could ride for the first time again: Piratten in Batavia

Wish I'd never ridden: Feng Ju Palace/Bumba's Circus

For a regional park the level they go for is insane!

I was there for Nigloween and it was incredible!

Never seen so many pumpkins

Alpina Blitz, maybe it's just because Nigloland isn't the most talked about park, but this is surprisingly forceful for a Mack megacoaster!

(Also Anubis at Plopsaland, lives in RTH's shadow way too much imo)