Trump: "Smart people don't like me." Uh, penny in the air......

Alexa, bring me wine.

Belated congrats! Can I still come to the celebration? I'll bring snacks!

Can't we just tell him he won the Nobel but for some reason this year's ceremony is being held in The Hague instead of Oslo?

Done!

Cat meets Andy Warhol. Epic.

I guess Trump is no longer the highest ranking American. Well done, Cardinals!

Pass the hot sauce, please.

Yes please. I'd be honored!

Hokey pokey, anyone?

Anyone else have whiplash? What a maroon.

Christ, she looks like something I would draw with my left hand.

Side effects include bleeding from all orifices, vision loss, eczema, oozing sores, and sudden death. But you can dance, dance, dance all the way til the end!

Oh honey, you dodged a bullet. If I was the bartender, I'd have served you an ivermectin martini with a raw milk chaser.

Damn. I never get invited to the cool parties. 🥳

That is absolutely stunning.

I understand the assignment!

Did you try turning it off and then on again? 🤣

But I'll bet you never bankrupted a casino..... 😀

But not the president, unfortunately.

But they'd try to look it up in an old Sears catalog.

Have we really tested how far we could throw them? I'm pretty strong and there are a lot of us. I'm willing to try! 💪

So sorry, Jen. Hugs.

Stevie Wonder could have seen that coming.....