We'll let you have a thousand words for now and if you show you can take care of that then — maybe! — we'll talk about letting you have a picture

Peanuts comic showing Woodstock giving Snoopy a flower

Woodstock hopes you haven’t forgotten *National Beagle Day*!
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German male model with long hair, a beard and moustache

A magnificent Germane

Bowl of cranberries

These cranberries have joined the chat

Using my (somewhat vivid, lol) imagination to picture what this would be like

Alien from *Mars Attacks* (1996) holding a laser, "DO NOT RUN WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS"

Group of 7 sperm whales napping vertically

This pod of napping sperm whales wonder if those cars have dates for prom yet

Orange e-card with a black and white sketch of a man and woman drinking, "It ain't cheap being easy."

Close up of big foot doing a "Shh!" gesture

Big Foot hopes you won’t blab about the surprise party they’ve got planned to celebrate *International Loch Ness Monster Day*!
www.daysoftheyear.com/days/interna...

Saruman (Christopher Lee, 1922-2015) and Gandalf (Ian McKellen) in the *Lord of The Rings* walking: S: YOUR LOVE OF THE HALFLING'S LEAF HAS CLEARLY SLOWED YOUR MIND G: WHATEVER, BRO

Statue of Molly Malone with her wheelbarrow in Dublin, Ireland

Molly Malone has joined the chat

Red lipped batfish

Whatchu talkin' 'bout‽

*Off the Mark* comic showing the Hamburger Helper hand speaking to Kermit the Frog, "YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?"

Joanna Lumley in Shirley Valentine YouTube video by A Thomson

Air hostess (on Concorde)? lol
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Poster for the movie *The Day After Tomorrow* (2004) showing New York blanketed with snow

Roland Emmerich and Jeffrey Nachmanoff wish a very merry *International Cli-Fi Day* but only to those who chose to stay in the library!
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No kink shaming

Ina Garten, "IF YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR OWN FART STORE BOUGHT IS FINE"

First boobs (belonging to Juliet Mills) I ever saw were in the movie *Avanti* (1972) at 9 yrs old in a matinée that my mother sent me to cause, "Jack Lemmon always makes funny movies"

Book cover, "Justine OR GOOD CONDUCT WELL CHASTISED" by the Marquis de Sade

Best part of reading de Sade is nobody will sit beside you on the subway

Orange cat squinting, "Orange cat braincell frimware update sequence"

He Man (Dolph Lundgren) from *Masters of the Universe* (1987)

Good journey!

Vlad Tepes III (1431-1476), Prince of Wallachia

Vlad Țepeș wishes a merry *National Garlic Day* to all who celebrate!
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Klingon: Computer, change password to... ...Penis! Computer. Password too short

Dangerous Liaisons Final Scene - Glenn Close YouTube video by Veronique Laurent

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Sinbad (John Phillip Law) from *The Golden Voyage of Sinbad* (1973)

Sinbad has joined the chat

Ryan Seacrest

Skeletor from *Masters of the Universe*

Could be where Ryan Seacrest has made his cocoon to finish his metamorphosis into Skeletor

Drawing of a majorette twirling a baton

Or so Big-Majorette would have you believe

Earth, Wind & Fire - Boogie Wonderland (Official Video) YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO

A boogie wonderland?
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