AYO EDEBIRI AND DOECHII AT CAMP FLOG GNAW????? OH MY GODDDDD

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

Alyssa Thomas' plan vs the Aces:

Luka Doncic with a Hamas headband

Giannis Antetokounmpo with a Hamas headband

Idk who Charlie Kirk is but I know who Hamas is

They made luka skinny I'm gonna kms

Luka is skinny again? My pussy just dried up.

He already knows how I feel about Karl Urban and I think he's just disappointed in the fact that I find white ppl attractive at all. Like I'm in control of my pussy???

I think he also realized how much of a bird I am lowkey tho bc I openly admitted the scenes where he was whispering in folks ears would have made me fold

Riddick marathon today meant I confessed to my husband my ancient crush on Vin diesel from middle-high school. He said, "swole, beats ass, low voice?" and I felt so seen 💖

They wrote Riddick/Bones so obviously I'm tapping in and idec if the plot is contrived idk what's happening but I feel God in this ao3 tag tonight

There's someone who is writing extensive chronicles of Riddick fanfic in 2025 and I honestly respect the grind. That's a real fandom hag. Writing for themselves and no one else. Wrote 19k words for 1 kudo but I know they're FREE.

MASHALLAH

he was committing wage theft against an employee with cancer cdllife.com/2025/murdere...

Courtney and Natisha explaining why they thought Alanna was gay too 😂 #wlw #WNBA

No one hates RWBY more than RWBY fans

If Bruce Brown wanna come back to Denver so bad I say we let him. We literally cannot get any worse.

Are you KIDDING me even Nikola himself said the opposite, like what are we doing here. I'm submitting my resume to fill the GM position rn

Also Dallas fans are faaaake like cried all that shit over Luka then get offered a new white boy and act like they barely fucked with him in the first place. Still not buying a luka Lakers jersey btw yuck I'm not a basic bitch like Lakers fans are

There's still time for Kyrie to say or do something incendiary to get out of Dallas and I for one am praying for him to channel his inner stunt queen

My thoughts on the way the nuggets finished the season? Exceeded expectations, although they were low to begin with. Gave me false hope (as usual). I think the only people safe this summer are Nikola, Aaron, and MAYBE Christian (he's our most valuable trade asset)

Next nba season I'm fist fighting grown men and getting kicked out of bars for the plot

*giggles nervously*

The one time I got GLOMAR'd for a FOIA was when I asked for records on the weapons usability of non-metallic plutonium.

(almost certainly yes at crappy, inefficient yield)

We won't even talk about what I google.

Nuggets off season is playoffs for fujos

jfk - “ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country”

me after time traveling to see who actually killed him - “type shit”

This is an album for gooners that passed AP lit.

I've been writing better porn ever since Ethel dropped Perverts. I didn't understand initially why everyone was masturbating and fucking to this album but now I get it. It's the id in audio form, the baser instincts. It's shameless want. Uninhibited lust for better and worse.

Pulldrone by Ethel Cain. the lyrics: Five, aggrandization The pull, yes, the pull Send down your cordage of suffocation and let me in Six, delineation I want to know what God knows, and I will bе with Him Sent over the еdge, I sigh Flush against the veil, I sing Seven, perversion It is no good bearing false witness The sinner's errand I am what I am but we are not the same It is no good speaking of fairness, the fools errand

Plato and Aristotle discussing philosophy while walking through a crowd

Ethel Cain - Onanism

SpongeBob floating on his back with an mp3 player dangling underneath him before a beautiful blue sky and rainbow

Rockets-Warriors getting chippy in Game 4. #NBA #NBAPlayoffs

Happily living at the very bottom of the hierarchy.