idk if it meant to do that or??? it felt very rude like....i give u food & u reject it?? i should put u outside motherfucker

there was this tiny bug near the spider that lives in the corner by my window & i put it in the web & the spider just???? threw it back out????

3rd most played is tf2 at 484 hours, which is such a crazy difference to the other 2

pz is catching up to isaac as my most played game on steam

Get that goatee brother, its ok if it doesnt fit u, ur beard grows back

If watching birds all day was my job I'd be rich

There's a couple of pigeons trying to make a nest on top of a light by the front door of the house opposite of mine, hope they wont get scared away

only 1.1% of the games players have beaten the creator with a collarless cat.... my tank with the bouncer passive & the splintered crown was the mvp tho

beat the final mewgenics boss for the first time!!!!!!!! only took 300+ hours

well going to the throbbing domain was a mistake.... 2 of them died in the first fight

this game is insane, edmund mcmillen & tyler glaiel are unwell

full team of tanks, this one is an addict (gain all stats up times 3 when eating a pill) & also has munchausen by proxy which makes it so all the other are also addicts, kind of based

managed to get to the final boss in mewgenics, barely got halfway through the fight which also took 21 rounds, before i failed

i think there might be bees living in our lawnmower

since when can u sit on the swing sets ahhhhhhhhhhh

my dog wants me to go outside with her all the time but i dont rly want to..... girl the pollen

finally unlocked the last area in mewgenics, now it will take me 500 years to beat that too

Both my birdhouses are filled with nesting materials but I never actually see the tits in my yard anymore? Did they change their minds & went somewhere else? Then why spend all that time & energy

A heron almost landed in my yard... went for the neighbours instead, big ass bird

How do ppl keep getting shit ON the toilet seats at work? It's especially puzzling if it's on the front like? Were they sitting backwards? Hat is going on

i have yet to see a cat with giantism & i know theres multiple versions of it too, does this mean u can get one thats big enough to take up en entire room in the house omg when combined

the dexterity & luck...this would make a crazy thief if it didnt have 0 health (which translated to 1hp in the fights)

dwarfism + primordial dwarfism is actual possible omg, this is an atom

Hayfever kicking my goddamn ass

im really gonna have to start a 2nd save to get the other kaiju collar achievement huh............... edmund you little shit

Did the doctor hit a nerve or something giving me my shot, why is my shin hurting

Why does lying down make it worse? I had such a bad time getting to sleep yesterday & it's gonna be the same today

my hip has been hurtin so bad latelyyyy, time to put grandpma down

theres 13(?) towns/cities in pz & u can only spawn in 4 of them without mods & i think thats stupid

2nd thought was it got cloggged & filled with shit & thats why they locked the door, but it wasnt even that???