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FIRST PANEL: Shervin is sitting on top of Jago. Shervin: Hey Jago, you've never told me your biggest fantasy Jago: Oh? Do you REALLY want to know? Shervin: Yeah! Second Panel: Jago leans in and whispers in Shervin's ear Third Panel: Oh ho ho! Jago, I had no idea~ Fourth Panel: Jago: Ok, lets hear yours. Shervin, shyly: Really? Jago's It's only fair. Shervin: Hehe, True, alright then. Fifth Panel: Shervin leans in and whispers in Jago's ear. Sixth Panel: Immediately cuts to Jago, rushing out the house with a hat on, carrying a suitcase, looking extremely concerned. Shervin is clinging to Jago's leg, crying uncontrollably.
NEW JAGO & SHERVIN COMIC
Shervin noooo π
Comic depicting Daz as the new house speaker. A politician attempts to repeal gay marriage based on the fact he thinks all gay people are pedophiles. This triggers an alarm, to which house speaker Daz explains that, because he is trying to pass law that harms minorities for no reason, and that it is based on opinion that holds no scientific of statistical grounds, has earned the politician "40 minutes in the Horse Fly Helmet". The politician protests, saying that he is being punished for having an opinion [continued on next page/image]
House Speaker Daz calmly explains that the politician is "playing victim, after being called out for trying to harm innocent people with new policy" and has thus, earned 30 extra minutes in the horse fly helmet. Panel 2 shows the helmet placed on the politician, as he screams in agony, thousands of hungry horseflies feasting on his face. The muffled screams continue into panel 3, as Daz and another politician (getting ready to speak) stand watching. The last panel shows Daz turning to the new politician, saying "ok, next topic! Pull funding from hospitals to...what was it again? DataCentres?" The politician recoils in a panic "D-did I say 'datacentres??' "
[NEW COMIC]
Damn, that new house speaker doesn't mess around.
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Answering your burning questions with ART. Come join in and ease into the week with this big blue dog! See you there <3
May I introduce my new poster: the Kartoon-Sutra! The FUN of LoveMaking β€οΈ
A silly poster for the toons that are tired of being family friendly. Filled with 20 fun, ACME approved positions and acts, guaranteed to heat things up in the bedroom - both figuratively AND literally!! more info in π§΅
https://www.twitch.tv/daztoons Daztoons is LIVE!
Answering your burning questions with ART. Come join in and ease into the week with this big blue dog! See you there <3
New Jago & Shervin comic! Poor Shervin doesnβt even realize he just gave his dragon boyfriend the worst nights sleep of his life. All will be fixed in the morning at least. π
Happy year of the horse!
It's fun reading the comments with people trying to guess what Shervin's fantasy is β¨
The older one has exactly the same bed size, and you get to spend less time picking children out its grill
Here's to your genuine self! So happy to hear the news π»
FIRST PANEL: Shervin is sitting on top of Jago. Shervin: Hey Jago, you've never told me your biggest fantasy Jago: Oh? Do you REALLY want to know? Shervin: Yeah! Second Panel: Jago leans in and whispers in Shervin's ear Third Panel: Oh ho ho! Jago, I had no idea~ Fourth Panel: Jago: Ok, lets hear yours. Shervin, shyly: Really? Jago's It's only fair. Shervin: Hehe, True, alright then. Fifth Panel: Shervin leans in and whispers in Jago's ear. Sixth Panel: Immediately cuts to Jago, rushing out the house with a hat on, carrying a suitcase, looking extremely concerned. Shervin is clinging to Jago's leg, crying uncontrollably.
NEW JAGO & SHERVIN COMIC
Shervin noooo π
It's still April which means the sale is still on! Head over to my store and grab some Daz swag for cheap!
When a computer virus gains sentience and decides he wants to be a hero instead! Join BitFlip in his first adventure of many, as he fights the evils of cyberspace.
How, you ask? It's not 18+ for nothing!
Head over to bewere.net/product.php?... and hold on to your data!! @bewerebooks.bsky.social
New Jago & Shervin comic coming out tomorrow π
New Jago & Shervin comic coming out tomorrow π
Sticker pack for @renegade-rabbit.bsky.social !
Would you like some stickers? DM or fill out the little commission form here: forms.gle/CdRag6MRmc3y...
I have a bunch of these already, and they're so cosy to have. I read them in my breakfast nook, or in bed before I sleep, or on my balcony with my morning coffee β¨
Tori goes by they/them
It could be another week or so before they get full use of their hand again
They cut their hand very bad on broken glass and are unable to work or do much else
"Come and have a go, if you think youβre hard enough!"
He wags FOR THE PEOPLE
Stream is starting a little later folks, apologies! Having some technical issues, see you soon! In the meantime, follow me at twitch.tv/Daztoons to get notified the moment I go live. See you soon β¨πβ¨
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Hey so just completely tossing this out there.
If you would like to spend less time on social media, but want to still enjoy what I make and post, join me at: t.me/daztoonsgall...! I post everything I post here, there, but also do fun little things. Right now, I'm hosting an AMA, go check it out! π
It goes from massive, big bands and choir belting out patriotic songs, then goes to jaunty little soviet era style what-I-can only-describe-as "waa waa" music, that or "oompa-oompa" type music.
Nothing like relaxing, and working away on BitFlip issue 2, while listening to Pyongyang public radio, what a time.