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FIRST PANEL: Shervin is sitting on top of Jago.
Shervin: Hey Jago, you've never told me your biggest fantasy
Jago: Oh? Do you REALLY want to know?
Shervin: Yeah!

Second Panel: Jago leans in and whispers in Shervin's ear

Third Panel: Oh ho ho! Jago, I had no idea~

Fourth Panel: 
Jago: Ok, lets hear yours.
Shervin, shyly: Really?
Jago's It's only fair.
Shervin: Hehe, True, alright then.

Fifth Panel:
Shervin leans in and whispers in Jago's ear.

Sixth Panel: 
Immediately cuts to Jago, rushing out the house with a hat on, carrying a suitcase, looking extremely concerned. Shervin is clinging to Jago's leg, crying uncontrollably.

FIRST PANEL: Shervin is sitting on top of Jago. Shervin: Hey Jago, you've never told me your biggest fantasy Jago: Oh? Do you REALLY want to know? Shervin: Yeah! Second Panel: Jago leans in and whispers in Shervin's ear Third Panel: Oh ho ho! Jago, I had no idea~ Fourth Panel: Jago: Ok, lets hear yours. Shervin, shyly: Really? Jago's It's only fair. Shervin: Hehe, True, alright then. Fifth Panel: Shervin leans in and whispers in Jago's ear. Sixth Panel: Immediately cuts to Jago, rushing out the house with a hat on, carrying a suitcase, looking extremely concerned. Shervin is clinging to Jago's leg, crying uncontrollably.

NEW JAGO & SHERVIN COMIC
Shervin noooo πŸ’€

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Comic depicting Daz as the new house speaker. A politician attempts to repeal gay marriage based on the fact he thinks all gay people are pedophiles. This triggers an alarm, to which house speaker Daz explains that, because he is trying to pass law that harms minorities for no reason, and that it is based on opinion that holds no scientific of statistical grounds, has earned the politician "40 minutes in the Horse Fly Helmet".
The politician protests, saying that he is being punished for having an opinion [continued on next page/image]

Comic depicting Daz as the new house speaker. A politician attempts to repeal gay marriage based on the fact he thinks all gay people are pedophiles. This triggers an alarm, to which house speaker Daz explains that, because he is trying to pass law that harms minorities for no reason, and that it is based on opinion that holds no scientific of statistical grounds, has earned the politician "40 minutes in the Horse Fly Helmet". The politician protests, saying that he is being punished for having an opinion [continued on next page/image]

House Speaker Daz calmly explains that the politician is "playing victim, after being called out for trying to harm innocent people with new policy" and has thus, earned 30 extra minutes in the horse fly helmet.
Panel 2 shows the helmet placed on the politician, as he screams in agony, thousands of hungry horseflies feasting on his face.
The muffled screams continue into panel 3, as Daz and another politician (getting ready to speak) stand watching. 
The last panel shows Daz turning to the new politician, saying "ok, next topic! Pull funding from hospitals to...what was it again? DataCentres?"
The politician recoils in a panic "D-did I say 'datacentres??' "

House Speaker Daz calmly explains that the politician is "playing victim, after being called out for trying to harm innocent people with new policy" and has thus, earned 30 extra minutes in the horse fly helmet. Panel 2 shows the helmet placed on the politician, as he screams in agony, thousands of hungry horseflies feasting on his face. The muffled screams continue into panel 3, as Daz and another politician (getting ready to speak) stand watching. The last panel shows Daz turning to the new politician, saying "ok, next topic! Pull funding from hospitals to...what was it again? DataCentres?" The politician recoils in a panic "D-did I say 'datacentres??' "

[NEW COMIC]
Damn, that new house speaker doesn't mess around.

2 weeks ago 1956 656 48 10
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https://www.twitch.tv/daztoons Daztoons is LIVE!
Answering your burning questions with ART. Come join in and ease into the week with this big blue dog! See you there <3

15 hours ago 41 7 3 0
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May I introduce my new poster: the Kartoon-Sutra! The FUN of LoveMaking ❀️
A silly poster for the toons that are tired of being family friendly. Filled with 20 fun, ACME approved positions and acts, guaranteed to heat things up in the bedroom - both figuratively AND literally!! more info in 🧡

2 months ago 1658 385 45 7
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https://www.twitch.tv/daztoons Daztoons is LIVE!
Answering your burning questions with ART. Come join in and ease into the week with this big blue dog! See you there <3

15 hours ago 41 7 3 0
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New Jago & Shervin comic! Poor Shervin doesn’t even realize he just gave his dragon boyfriend the worst nights sleep of his life. All will be fixed in the morning at least. πŸ˜…

4 months ago 1381 198 21 6
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Happy year of the horse!

2 months ago 1943 274 14 3

It's fun reading the comments with people trying to guess what Shervin's fantasy is ✨

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The older one has exactly the same bed size, and you get to spend less time picking children out its grill

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Here's to your genuine self! So happy to hear the news 🍻

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FIRST PANEL: Shervin is sitting on top of Jago.
Shervin: Hey Jago, you've never told me your biggest fantasy
Jago: Oh? Do you REALLY want to know?
Shervin: Yeah!

Second Panel: Jago leans in and whispers in Shervin's ear

Third Panel: Oh ho ho! Jago, I had no idea~

Fourth Panel: 
Jago: Ok, lets hear yours.
Shervin, shyly: Really?
Jago's It's only fair.
Shervin: Hehe, True, alright then.

Fifth Panel:
Shervin leans in and whispers in Jago's ear.

Sixth Panel: 
Immediately cuts to Jago, rushing out the house with a hat on, carrying a suitcase, looking extremely concerned. Shervin is clinging to Jago's leg, crying uncontrollably.

FIRST PANEL: Shervin is sitting on top of Jago. Shervin: Hey Jago, you've never told me your biggest fantasy Jago: Oh? Do you REALLY want to know? Shervin: Yeah! Second Panel: Jago leans in and whispers in Shervin's ear Third Panel: Oh ho ho! Jago, I had no idea~ Fourth Panel: Jago: Ok, lets hear yours. Shervin, shyly: Really? Jago's It's only fair. Shervin: Hehe, True, alright then. Fifth Panel: Shervin leans in and whispers in Jago's ear. Sixth Panel: Immediately cuts to Jago, rushing out the house with a hat on, carrying a suitcase, looking extremely concerned. Shervin is clinging to Jago's leg, crying uncontrollably.

NEW JAGO & SHERVIN COMIC
Shervin noooo πŸ’€

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It's still April which means the sale is still on! Head over to my store and grab some Daz swag for cheap!

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When a computer virus gains sentience and decides he wants to be a hero instead! Join BitFlip in his first adventure of many, as he fights the evils of cyberspace.
How, you ask? It's not 18+ for nothing!
Head over to bewere.net/product.php?... and hold on to your data!! @bewerebooks.bsky.social

6 days ago 367 112 3 3
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New Jago & Shervin comic coming out tomorrow πŸ‘€

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New Jago & Shervin comic coming out tomorrow πŸ‘€

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Sticker pack for @renegade-rabbit.bsky.social !
Would you like some stickers? DM or fill out the little commission form here: forms.gle/CdRag6MRmc3y...

2 days ago 29 6 1 0

I have a bunch of these already, and they're so cosy to have. I read them in my breakfast nook, or in bed before I sleep, or on my balcony with my morning coffee ✨

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Tori goes by they/them
It could be another week or so before they get full use of their hand again

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They cut their hand very bad on broken glass and are unable to work or do much else

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"Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough!"

1 week ago 623 85 13 1

He wags FOR THE PEOPLE

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Twitch Twitch is the world

Stream is starting a little later folks, apologies! Having some technical issues, see you soon! In the meantime, follow me at twitch.tv/Daztoons to get notified the moment I go live. See you soon βœ¨πŸ’™βœ¨

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BitGrip

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BitGrip

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Daz's Galleria Welcome! Here I will post all the things I make, including updates about my work/life and photography work =3

Hey so just completely tossing this out there.
If you would like to spend less time on social media, but want to still enjoy what I make and post, join me at: t.me/daztoonsgall...! I post everything I post here, there, but also do fun little things. Right now, I'm hosting an AMA, go check it out! πŸ’™

4 days ago 17 7 0 0
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Listen to live Pyongyang radio on Radio Garden Listen to live Pyongyang radio on Radio Garden

radio.garden/visit/pyongy... !

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It goes from massive, big bands and choir belting out patriotic songs, then goes to jaunty little soviet era style what-I-can only-describe-as "waa waa" music, that or "oompa-oompa" type music.

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Nothing like relaxing, and working away on BitFlip issue 2, while listening to Pyongyang public radio, what a time.

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